While some might say it's a bit harsh, most agree that in the 21st century, students don't face any real consequences for their behavior anymore. The concept of detention or in-school suspension -- putting a bunch of delinquents in the same room and expecting this to improve their behavior? Come on. But now, a certain US state has come up with an idea for a new disciplinary system that would make anyone not want to get in trouble... What is brown slime? Well, you're just going to have to read and find out. But if you're still reading this, you probably have an inkling as to what's in store... "Brown Slime Stories" is an anthology of short stories in the same universe as "The Brown Slime". You can either start here or go read that book and it will make sense. I've put these in an order that I like, but feel free to skip around as you like. (content warning: mild swearing)