Once Upon A Time In A Land Far Away Lived A Young Man, Named Maxi Maximum Blackstones, He Lived An Ordinary Life As A Messenger For The King Of Nova Coves, Until One Day A Mysterious Letter Was Given Him, Strictly For The King, And Him Only, Therefore He Delivered The Letter To Him, And After It Was Received A Horde Of Strange Creatures Invaded The Castle, Kidnapping The Princess, And Slaughtering Everyone Inside, Except For Maxi, Who Escaped To Help The Princes, But It Was To Late, Now Alone, And Very Inexperienced In War, And Weaponry He Must Head Off Onto A Quest For Justice, Answers, And Most Of All To Save The Princess Valerie Azaria Michaels.