s=@silverg646 i=@iDarkEmpress
s: Hello, dear readers! Welcome to our collab account! Alpha, say hi to the nice readers. 

i: Tch... Can't we just go straight to the point?

s: Alpha~! Just say hi!

i: Ah, whatever. Hi. There. Can we move on?

s: Go on, explain. Can't have me talking all the time, no?

i: *sigh* Here, we will be posting our collaboration that we had planned and started to write. We hope that you'll be interested.

s: Oh! Where are our manners? We haven't introduced ourselves yet. That gloomy girl over there is iDarkEmpress, or Alpha as I like to call her. She likes to drink tea, loves EreRi and likes to glare at people, basically, she's Levi's twin. 

i: And that overly excited ball of sunshine and rainbows girl there is silverg646. She loves cats, plays different instruments, and if it isn't obvious, an EreRi/RiRen shipper. A hybrid of Sasha and Hanji... I pity those who experience her madness personally.

s: I'm not that mad! Sure I can be crazy at times, but-ah, what the heck, it's useless explaining to this, grumpy Alpha. *smirks*

i: *glares* I'm not grumpy, you crazy kid.

s: But, you're glaring, Alpha! Doesn't that mean you're grumpy? 

i: The glare's always constant. Whatever, just move on.

s: Fine.... Anyways, here we also do oneshots and short stories! What about smut, you ask? Uhm, Alpha, what do we do about smut? 

i: Heh, we'll see about that. None of us ever written smut before but, we'll see.

s: Maybe you should take over the smut category, I'll take care of the fluff. 

i: Moving on, if you want to check our accounts, our username's already stated above and our books can be found in our reading list.

s: I guess that concludes this bio. Alpha, say goodbye to the readers! And don't make me use force. 

i: As if you can. Tch, goodbye.

s: *pulls out katana* what did you say, Alpha? 

i: I said, "As if you can". Whatever, you still didn't say goodbye.

s: *puts katana down* I don't feel like starting another war. Heh, goodbye readers!