Pynchon ng Pinas jk. I write satirical paranoid thrillers from now on.

"Yes, there is a conspiracy, in fact there are a great number of conspiracies that are all tripping each other up. And all of those conspiracies are run by paranoid fantasists and ham-fisted clowns. If you are on a list targeted by the CIA, you really have nothing to worry about. If however, you have a name similar to somebody on a list targeted by the CIA, then you are dead." 

- Alan Moore

Content warning: Everything I write deals with sensitive subject matter in extremely-descriptive ways.