DEADPOOL

Aw, are you lonely? How sweet... 

 “ So like... Were you once dead in a swimming pool, or? “

× I'm on @dropofwhiskey and @GoldenWillowPack right now fixing things up. The pack should be up and running sometime this week, if anyone's interested! 

Remarkably good Deadpool name there...so utterly typical of the merc with a mouth.  Eheheh.

"Er.. Yeah, I'm called Deadpool. I'm just sayin' what I think I am 'cuz I've really got no effin' idea." The mercenary rubs at the back of his neck with a gloved hand, seeming rather sheepish. "Peter? As in..? Parker? Oh, man- he mentioned me? /Me/?"

"No fuckin' idea, honestly. If I had to guess, I'd say a deformed testicle with a voicebox."  

"Hello Wade...."

What's the fun in regular? Pssht. You ain't lived if you haven't ever felt sandpaper caressing your insides- 
          
          [/Carl/, that kills people.] {HAHAHA. I love death.} 
          ( Wade swats at the air to clear away his boxes, blinking owlishly behind his mask. )

mY wEeNiS 

× I haven't role played on here since 2013 and it definitely shows. Yikes.