sandpaperdildo

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warstained

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"The fuck is a deadpool?"

warstained

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            She giggled. "You do you. And yeah Parker. You guys are friends I'm assuming?"
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sandpaperdildo

"Er.. Yeah, I'm called Deadpool. I'm just sayin' what I think I am 'cuz I've really got no effin' idea." The mercenary rubs at the back of his neck with a gloved hand, seeming rather sheepish. "Peter? As in..? Parker? Oh, man- he mentioned me? /Me/?"
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warstained

She raised her eyebrows. "Isn't that what you're called though? I think Peter might have mentioned you before."
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sandpaperdildo

What's the fun in regular? Pssht. You ain't lived if you haven't ever felt sandpaper caressing your insides- 
          
          [/Carl/, that kills people.] {HAHAHA. I love death.} 
          ( Wade swats at the air to clear away his boxes, blinking owlishly behind his mask. )

overlookedbeauty

wHO's A DeApOoL?

overlookedbeauty

yOu'rE wEiRd aNd fUnnY aND BYE ME PIE-
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sandpaperdildo

rAH-
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overlookedbeauty

aGH-
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sandpaperdildo

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I would pay good money for Natasha Romanov to punch me in the fucking face.

Road-Workahead

@sandpaperdildo That depends, are you going to get aroused if I punch you?
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sandpaperdildo

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            Aww, Tasha, you're the best! 
            But, uh, I'm still waiting on that punch--
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Road-Workahead

@sandpaperdildo I'll certainly ask around, who knows maybe I'll find some creepy dominatrix woman on my travels. I'll send her your way.
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