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Merry Christmas

   Dear [insert username],

     Hello! This is a message from the executive producer, director, and head of the MrButterFingerz Film Studio and Publishing House, Mante Quilla. Forgive for the long wait, but as you can see, I (and my subordinates) am not dead! Our head writer (me) is coming down with the case of writer's block and I have lost the medication for it.

     Sucks, right? Yeah... I'm not the best guy to run this place, I know. I would have put my secretary or my editor in charge instead! Hahaha!

     Anyways, I am here in my house, waiting for Christmas Eve to pass. Hope you have a better time than I did. To answer some of your questions, no, I don't plan to eliminate this book for good. I have some ideas, but I currently lack the motivation to finish them. None of my books will be abandoned. I promise you that.

     Anyways, hope you have a Merry Christmas! Good night!

Sincerely yours,
Mante Quilla