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Rap Battle Time! #1

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Rappers' Conflicts Of The Present!!!

Scott Cawthon v.s. Markus Persson!

Ready? Set... Begin!

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Scott Cawthon:

Hello, hello? Hey, there, you supersized nerd!
I've scared thousands to death! Now I'll slay you with words!
I'm an indie innovator. I got no time to save,
Run back to your Lego case and go build your own grave!
I take ideas from my failures, then use them to succeed;
You take physics out of your games, then add a lotta weed!
So it's best to stay quiet. I've already won!
Treat this battle like your game: it's finished and done!

Markus Persson:

Wow, ironic for you to create literal hell!
Nobody really liked your old games. Can't you tell?
Your face looks like Chipper turned to a Jim Henson skit!
I'll ActionScript your defeat: eight-bit by bit!
I programmed since I was seven, stacked games into a pile,
Talked to big-game developers while showing up in style!
So you better shut up, you Chuck E. Cheese rover!
Right now, let's end this battle, 'cause for you, it's game over!

Scott Cawthon:

Game over? Nah, you must be smoking crack!
You must be so fat, you look like a potato sack!
With your parasitic sister and dad who's high on speed,
It's a dysfunctional family who are really into greed!
Yeah, you heard me! Now tell me: what are you gonna say?
'Cause this church boy ain't backing down, okay?
Go back to Midasplayer, you depressed manatee,
'Cause the only one that seems to win this battle is me!

Markus Persson:

Didn't I just tell you to shut the f*** up?
I wonder why, but it seems to me that now, you're so stuck up!
I've so much beef, even my body couldn't handle!
I'll beat you so bad, you'll be like George Friedrich Handel!
You really went too deep, now you ain't getting out!
No one really knows what your games are supposed to be about!
You've tried to best me here, but now, that plan was botched,
Now let me tell my fans on Twitter that you've been Notched!

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Who won? Who's next?

You decide!

This is...

Rappers' Conflicts Of The Present!

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