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(14)~christmas special~

Twas the season, it was a couple days after the movie night,  December was starting to creep in along with colourful Christmas decorations and music. Gundham wasn't too into Christmas, he didn't really like how loud and busy it got before the big day, but he enjoyed spending time with his mother and Spencer. Kazuichi didn't like it either, in fact, he hated it, he hated seeing how everyone's family loved eachother, he had never actually celebrated Christmas.
Anyways, Ibuki loved Christmas, and she was going to throw a party. She had decorated her house this morning, and she was going to invite her classmates at school today, for the party tonight.
The school was starting to buzz with excitement, as it does in the time before Christmas. Ibuki strutted excitedly into the lunch room after the first couple of periods ended and it was finally lunch time. She hopped onto a table, everyone was expecting Ibuki's party announcement. After she was done talking, everyone went back to their own separate tables.
"Let's not go to Ibuki's party after what happened last time" Gundham suggested, to his friends.
"We're going" Spencer asserted.
"Umm, I agree with Gundham" Kazuichi said.
"It's fine, just don't get drunk and this time" Spencer said.
Soon enough the lunch bell rang and the trio split off to got to their classes.
At the end of the day they all walked back to Gundham's house.
"I'm tired, and I don't even like Christmas" Kazuichi complained as they walked through the door.
Gundham patted him on the back,
"You know that I agree, but I fear my dark king may be harmed if he were to go alone"
"Pfft, I can take care of my self, but if you're the only two that Don't show up it'll be suspicious!! Y'know, after what happened last time." Spencer reminded them.
"Right, fine" Kazuichi groaned in defeat.
"Do I have to wear a fucking santa hat too" he growled.
"Woah dude, you're really pissed did something happen" Spencer said.
"It's nothing, just, you two go without me, I shouldn't go" Kazuichi said irritably.
"It's... Ok if you wish to stay at home, but we'll miss you" Gundham said.
"Well, I'll come, but I'm gonna be bothering you the whole time" Kazuichi joked.
Kazuichi decided to go with them, Spencer was wearing an elf hat. Gundham drove them to Ibuki's house. Ibuki greeted them,
"Ah, Sonia! And her best friend the hamster mas, and his weird boyfriend"
Spencer flinched a little,
"We're not mates!" Gundham insisted.
"Well duh, you don't sound australian at all!!!" Ibuki laughed.
"What he means is we're not dating!!!" Kazuichi explained, embarrassed. They walked into the party. The house was decorated... Interestingly. There was garland and round shiny ornament thrown everywhere. Everyone seemed to be wearing Christmas attire, except Kazuichi and Gundham, even Byakuya had a pair of silly elf ears on that the others had forced him to wear. There was eggnog and other questionable beverages on the counter. Gundham and Kazuichi  brought water, but Spencer wasn't opposed to drinking. While Spencer went off to get some of that sweet nog, Gundham and Kazuichi settled on the couch. Nekomaru sat next to them and started explaining how he does "it" which everyone now knew was a massage technique, even though it sounded sexual at first.  Gundham wasn't listening and was instead petting his hamsters. Kazuichi was listening, although he didn't know when he would need this info.
"So one of my favourite techniques is if you want to make some one relax, you can do this to their shoulders" Nekomaru explained.
"Like this?" Kazuichi gestured his hands in the same motion as Nekomaru.
"Yeah! You're getting it little dude, why don't you test it out on your friend" Nekomaru suggested. Kazuichi turned to Gundham,
"Hey Gundham, scoot closer, I want to try doing something Nekomaru was teaching me" he said.
"What is it?" Gundham asked, skeptical.
"Just turn your back to me, it's not gonna hurt I think." Kazuichi said.
"You think?"
But Kazuichi already had his hands on Gundham's shoulders. He repeated The motion that he had learned earlier. Gundham twitched and went stiff he fell into Kazuichi's lap.
"Arghh, I killed him!!!" He yelped.
"Ahahahaha, no you didn't, It worked perfectly" Nekomaru assured him. Gundham woke up from his stunned state, he sat up and stretched,
"W-witchcraft, do not listen to this demon's hexes any longer" Gundham said, he grabbed Kazuichi's wrist and pulled him to another side of the room. Gundham pulled out his bottle of water and took a sip,
"We should retreat before something unpleasant happens" he said.
Kazuichi nodded in agreement.
Suddenly Ibuki crowed loudly,
"Everybody look over here"
the two guys looked up, she was holding a branch of mistletoe over their heads, and everyone was staring at them.
"Uh...." Kazuichi said, confused.
"Kiss" Ibuki told them.
"No..." Kazuichi denied.
"Ibuki loves girl on girl action the most, but Ibuki can also appreciate boy on boy action too, and the Christmas rule is that if you're under the plant you have to kiss" Ibuki explained.
"But I'm not gay, can you appreciate straigness too" Kazuichi complained.
"Yeah, but Ibuki already put up the plant" Ibuki shrugged.
"Kiss already!!!" Hiyoko yelled from across the room.
Kazuichi stiffly leaned in and gave Gundham a kiss on the cheek.
"Ibuki thinks that was adorable, but it has to be on the mouth" Ibuki said.
"That was not a rule!!!" Gundham hissed.
"Yes it it, Ibuki's rule says you have to kiss on the lips" Ibuki insisted.
Gundham stormed out of the party,
"Wait!" Kazuichi called. He spotted Spencer, he was incredibly drunk and wouldn't be able to get home himself.
"Hey, Nekomaru! Can you make sure Sonia gets home safely, Gundham was supposed to drive him... I mean her" Kazuichi called.
"Sure!" The big student responded.
Kazuichi rushed after Gundham.
When he got outside, Gundham was sitting in his car. Kazuichi got into the shotgun seat,
"I'm sorry about that, I knew this party would suck, let's go home, I got Nekomaru to give Spencer a ride home."
Gundham turned to him and was silent for another moment, then he leaned in and hugged him,
"Thank you, let's go home."
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Merry Chrysler weirdos