Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

A Case of Ed

[Kevin is in his bedroom, grumpily watching rolls of toilet paper fly past his window. Ed and Eddy laugh and continue to throw the paper. Jimmy walks past.]

Eddy: "Kevin looks like he's ready to bust an artery!"

[Jimmy, scared, goes back the way he came.]

Eddy: [grabbing Jimmy] "Have a soda, Curlylocks. We're celebrating!" [He shoves a soda bottle into Jimmy's retainer.]

Jimmy: "I don't want any part of this. You're in big trouble, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Old Shovel-Chin can't do nothing. He got grounded today!" [Kevin looks out angrily.] "A toast to Shovel-Chin!"

Ed: "With lots of butter!"

[Ed grabs Jimmy's bottle and gulps down the soda. As the bottle is wedged between Jimmy's cheek and his retainer, Jimmy is picked up and held upside down. Ed and Eddy finish their sodas, and Ed tosses Jimmy away. Jimmy slams into a tree as the bottle comes loose from its position. Nat and Edd appear with a wagonload of books.]

Nat: "I'm so glad I was able to find a book about the galaxy!"

Edd: "Indeed Nat, a daytime nap can invigorate, but nothing is more gratifying than a good book." [He gives Jimmy one of his books.]

Jimmy: "Owwa."

[Nat opens her book.]

Eddy: "Quick! Nat and Double D! You're never gonna believe this. Kevin got–"

Edd: "Recycled books, Eddy! Look at this profusion of knowledge! The library was having a sale! How could I resist? Look at these gems! 'Nocturnal Burrowing Insects'!"

Ed: "Cool."

Edd: "'The Enchanted Spleen'!"

Ed: "Compelling."

Edd: "'Scores of Spores'."

Ed: "I can relate."

Edd: "'One Hundred and One Latin Party Jokes'!"

Ed: "Do tell!" [By this point, Eddy goes back to mocking Kevin and is sticking his tongue out at him.]

Edd: "'The Encyclopedia of Obscure Diseases'." [He looks inside.] "This looks edifying." [reading] "The Lackadaisy Cathro Disease. Listen to this, Nat. Symptoms include: the rationalization of mundane circumstances, habitual cleanliness, and an abnormal fixation to headwear!" [By the end of the entry, he has become very scared.]

Nat: "That sounds-"

Ed: "That sounds resembling. 'Cause it sounds like–uh–"

Eddy: "It sounds like Sockhead, bonehead." [They turn to Edd.]

Edd: "Me? Really?" [He tries to laugh it off.] "Why, that's just plain silly. I'll give you rationalizing, but habitual or abnormal fixation? Please." [He buries himself in the book, trying to find out about the disease.]

Nat: "What else does it say?"

Eddy: [snatching it away] "Did you hear what I said? Kevin's stuck in his room! Grounded, I tell ya!" [He points to a now empty room.] "Quick! He's hiding!" [He and Ed run off.]

[Eddy goes up to Kevin's door. He uses some cue stick chalk on his finger, and then uses the blue finger to press the doorbell. He rings it until an angry Kevin throws the door open. Kevin's throws out his fist.]

Eddy: "Ah ah ah. You're not supposed to be outside. You've been grounded."

[Kevin growls with frustration, and Eddy slams the door in his face. Eddy then runs back and starts to talk to Edd. Suddenly, Ed puts his foot against a window by Kevin. His big toe has a face painted on it.]