Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Who, What, Where, Ed

[Ed is in the kitchen, playing with a yo-yo.]

Ed: "Boy, I'm good! Yo yo, yo yo yo, yo..."

Nat: [reading the cookbook] "Here it is Double D."

Edd: "Just as I thought. One teaspoon of butter, perfectly measured. Eddy?"

Eddy: "Got it, Double D." [He grabs the entire stick. Cooking at the stove] "You guys and girl haven't lived till you've tried one of my omelets. Ed, eggs, I need eggs!"

Ed: "I got 'em, Eddy!" [He ties himself up in his yo-yo string.] "Almost there, Eddy!" [He tries to walk forward but falls.]

Edd: "Ed! You're pitting the floor!"

Ed: "Aw no way, Double D, not since I had my braces removed."

Eddy: "Eggs, Ed, eggs!"

Ed: [opening the freezer] "Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs." [He finds a popsicle.] "Pop freeze!"

Eddy: [putting way too much salt in the pan] "You won't find eggs in the freezer, Monobrow! Look in the fridge? Next to the milk?"

Ed: [his tongue stuck to the popsicle] "I'll be right back, Eddy!" [He looks through the fridge.] "I found some eggs!"

Eddy: "Bring 'em over, I'm starving!"

Ed: "I'm Ed!"

Nat: "Ed I don't think you should-"

[Ed brings them over, his tongue still stuck. His tongue knocks the fridge over, and it stops him, pulling him back.]

Ed: "Got them!"

[Ed falls, releasing the eggs. The eggs fly all over the place. Eddy holds up his pan to protect himself. Edd is pelted to the floor. Nat uses the cookbook to protect herself.]

Nat: "I tried to warn him."

Eddy: [getting up] "Hmm. Ed? Oh Ed?"

Ed: [holding his treat] "Banana flavor, Eddy! Wanna bite?"

Eddy: "Hold that thought." [He smashes Ed in the face with the frying pan.]

[Eddy, Nat and Edd are trying to clean the eggs off of themselves.]

Nat: "There goes the eggs."

Edd: "No eggs, no omelets, Eddy."

Eddy: "If we had a chicken, we'd be knee deep in eggs." [He gets an idea.] "A chicken! That's it!"

Ed: [leaping on Eddy] "A chicken! Oh please Eddy, can we get a chicken? C'mon Eddy! Oh please Eddy let's get a chicken. Can we please?" [pleading] "I love chickens, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Sure, Ed, you can have a chicken." [sinister] "But I get to keep the eggs."

[A chicken is sitting on a nest in a bucket. Rolf suddenly picks it up.]

Rolf: "The hay is warm and tells Rolf all." [He pulls out an egg.] "Ah. The fat has been creamed, and I will sleep well. A fine egg. Rolf will remember."

Ed: "Look! Chickens!"

Eddy: "And they lay eggs! Hey Rolf, fire over that egg-maker!"

Ed: [chasing a chicken] "Chickens are fast."

Eddy: "C'mon Rolf, give us a chicken!"

Rolf: "Has your brain turned to custard like half-priced pastry, Ed-boy? I give you no chickens!" [Ed drops the chickens he is holding.] "It is very simple, like yourself. You hatch your own fowl."

Edd: "An opportunity to nurture the life and future of a domestic fowl seems appealing."

Nat: "I agree."