Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Nagged to Ed

[It starts in a garage. An insect is crawling across what appears to be a workshop desk.]

Edd: [picking it up with a pair of tongs] "Not so fast, little fella!" [He carefully places the insect in a jar.]

Ed: "I saw this thing in a movie. "I Married a Thorax!"

Edd: [looking over his insect collection] "Ants, check. Millipedes, check. Moths–"

Eddy: "Yep. It's a bug."

Edd: [holding up an empty jar] "Well, Eddy, the time has arrived for my monthly insect expedition!" [handing him supplies] "A pair of galoshes and sterile gloves to avoid bacteria and germs."

Eddy: "Insects bug me."

Edd: [holding out a shovel and some gloves] "Ed, for you."

Eddy: [intentionally misusing the equipment] "Okay. Ready."

Ed: [wearing a glove on his head] "Set." [He blows the glove up until it shoots off his head.]

Nat: "I'm also set."

Edd: "Go! Let us proceed to the forest!" [He leads the way.]

Eddy: "Follow Nature Boy."

[The Eds and Nat are in the forest.]

Edd: "Isn't it magnificent? All the splendors of nature, displayed in one giant petri dish full of life!" [As he speaks, the atmosphere of the forest changes, becoming darker and scarier.]

Nat: "It takes my breath away."

Ed: "I think I swallowed a bug."

Eddy: [hearing a noise] "Huh? What was that?"

[There's nothing there.]

Eddy: "That's it! This nature stuff is for the birds." [He stomps off and disappears around a corner.] "WHOAOOO!"

Ed, Nat and Edd: "Eddy?" [They go after Eddy and find him staring at an enormous spiderweb.]

Ed: [entranced] "Whoa, way big."

Nat: "Its beautiful!"

Edd: "It's a masterpiece of nature!"

Eddy: "Looks like my grandmother's hairnet. Well, let's go guys. ED!"

[Ed is in the center of the web, bouncing on it.]

Nat: "Ed please come down!"

Eddy: "Get down, you maniac!"

Ed: "Yee-haw, it's sticky!"

Edd: "You're disturbing the eco-environment!" [They hear a noise.]

Nat: "What was that?"

Edd: "Now you've done it. Ed, I suggest..." [He gulps. Eddy starts shivering.]

Chanters: "Ed, Edd 'n Eddy. Sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

Eddy: "Ed! Get off that thing!" [Spooky laughter is heard.]

Ed: "Huh?" [he tries to get down] "Help me, guys! I don't want the fluids drained from my body!"

Eddy: "Hold on, Ed! We'll rescue ya!"

[Edd, Nat and Eddy try to pull Ed loose. Meanwhile, the chant starts again.]

Chanters: "Ed, Edd 'n Eddy. Sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

[Ed is pulled loose. The laughter is heard again, and the Eds and Nat run through the forest. They suddenly run into three pairs of eyes.]

Chanters: "Ed, Edd 'n Eddy. Sitting in a tree."

[The Eds and Nat run away.]

Chanters: "K-I-S-S-I-N-G."