Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Boom Boom Out Goes the Ed

[Rolf and Kevin are in Rolf's house. Rolf turns on the TV.]

Rolf: "Hurry, Kevin! Come quick! It's beginning!

Kevin: [holding a fist of sorts] "So, Rolf, this beauty pageant thing– hot babes, right?"

Rolf: "No babies, Kevin. This is a big to do in Rolf's homeland. The Miss Arduous Field Worker pageant!"

Kevin: "Field worker?" [Rolf grabs the thing Kevin is holding.]

Rolf: "Only Rolf may wear the Fist of Pageantry." [He puts it on like a hat.] "Look, Kevin! Do you see Gretchen? She is much favored in the Callus Toss!"

Kevin: [squinting] "Callus Toss?"

Rolf: [hitting him after the shot switches to over Rolf's house] "Again? Why do you answer Rolf with questions? Do you have potatoes in your ears, Kevin boy?"

[At Ed's house, Ed is watching Fish Bowl 2 on TV.]

Ed: "Seen it." [He changes channels. The same program is on.] "Seen it." [Same.] "Seen it." [Again.] "Seen it." [Fish Bowl 2 yet again.] "Seen it."

[Eddy is sitting on Ed's bed, looking through comics and eating chips.]

Eddy: "Geez, Ed. Got any real magazines with real pictures?"

Ed: "Seen it."

Edd: "You know, Eddy, when I agreed to this home-study group, it was with the understanding that everyone would do their fair share."

Nat: "Can you please help us?"

[Edd and Nat are off in a corner of the room, working on various homework assignments.]

Eddy: "If me and Ed did any work, you both'd be kissing that grade average goodbye."

Ed: "Seen it!"

Nat: "Good grief."

Edd: [despairing] "Why me?"

[The lights go out. Nat jumps. Eddy sits up.]

Eddy: "Hey! Who turned out the light?"

Ed: [trying to change channels on his dead TV] "Seen it."

Nat: "It's so dark!"

Edd: "Not to worry Nat, everything will be alright."

Nat: "Ok Double D."

[Edd opens Ed's window and looks out. The whole cul-de-sac's only source of light is the moon.]

Edd: "It seems the entire cul-de-sac is without light. It's a power outage, Eddy."

Eddy: "What's that?"

[Eddy is pointing to a house across the street. Someone comes out, shining a flashlight around.]

Edd: "Someone taking a proactive approach, I assume." [He climbs out.]

Nat: "Right behind you!" [She climbs out]

Eddy: "Where you goin? Don't leave me alone!"

Ed: "Seen it!" [He presses a button on his remote.] "Seen it!"

[Eddy grabs the remote and flings it at Ed, hitting his forehead.]

Ed: "Didn't see that."

[Ed laughs as Eddy pulls him outside.]

[Nazz is in her nightclothes, shining a flashlight around the darkened cul-de-sac.]

Edd: "Good evening, Nazz."

Nazz: "Like, what's so good about it? There's no electricity, Double D."

Edd: "Ahh, Corneas. Nothing to fear, just the result of a sudden power surge, I suspect."