Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

A Pinch to Grow an Ed

[Eddy walks across his bedroom floor, shirtless. He then makes poses in front of his bedroom mirror, appearing and disappearing from it every few seconds. He puts on a shirt. Then he is jumping up and down in order to be visible to it. He then takes a chair over to his record player. He takes out a record and tries to put it on (while balancing on the chair), but he is not quite tall enough to reach the record player. One of his attempts sends the chair skittering out from under him, and he has to grab the cabinet on which the record player is perched to keep from falling. The vinyl he was trying to play falls to the floor and breaks into many pieces like glass.]

Eddy: [to the cabinet] "You're firewood."

[Next Eddy looks at a wall. On the wall are marks showing how much he has grown. Comically, his growth has been nonexistent from eight years old onwards. Annoyed by this, Eddy extends one of his hairs to its utmost length and marks this false extension as his height. He walks off, happy.]

[The kids are playing in the playground. Sarah and Jimmy, in particular, are playing with a baby carriage. Eddy comes up to them.]

Eddy: "Hey!"

Sarah: "Eddy, we need a new dolly. Wanna be our new dolly?"

Jimmy: "Yeah, dolly!"

[They both giggle. Eddy walks off, unhappy.]

Kevin: [coming up to him with Nazz] "Hey, squirt, where's the tall dorks?"

[Eddy walks on. He sees Rolf playing with a basketball.]

Eddy: "Hey, Rolf! Quick, pass it, c'mon Rolf, pass it!"

Rolf: "You are too little, Eddy, I might squish you."

[Eddy, grumpy, moves on.]

Eddy: "Yeah right."

[Ed and Nat are playing on the swing set while Edd pushes Nat on the swing. Nat jumps off and lands perfectly on the ground. Ed jumps as well, but reconsiders immediately.]

Ed: "Too high!" [He grabs the swing and holds it as he comes back to earth. The swing drags him through the dirt, making a trench.]

Eddy: "You call that a jump?"

Ed: "Eddy!"

Eddy: "Watch and learn." [He takes a running start at the swing. He jumps on it, letting it carry him higher, and then jumps, landing a ways away.]

Nat: "That was great Eddy!"

Edd: "Bravo, Eddy! You've broken another record!"

Eddy: "Chin-ups, anybody?"

Ed: "Me first!" [He rushes ahead of the other two Eds and Nat, jumps, and grabs a bar.]

Eddy: "Hey!"

[Nat also jumps and grabs a bar]

Edd: [grabbing one of the monkey bars as well] "C'mon, Eddy!"

[Eddy attempts to reach the bars, but his height won't allow it. Ed, Nat and Edd let go of the bars.]

Eddy: "Hey." [ Ed gives him a boost.] "I don't need your help, Ed."

Ed: [tickling him] "Oh yes you do."

Eddy: "Stop it!" [Nat tickles him.]

Nat: "Admit it Eddy."

Eddy: "Im serious!" [Edd tickles him.]

Edd: "A little boost for Eddy."

Eddy: "Knock it off!" [Both Eds and Nat tickle him. Eddy's grip on the bar weakens, and he falls into the dirt at its base.]