Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

In Like Ed

Ed: [holding a car door] "Va-room, vroom vroom, rrrrr. Va-room, vroom vroom beep beep! Reet! Beep beep! Reet! Va-room, beep beep, rrrrr. Reet! Delivery, mister?"

Eddy: "Did you eat breakfast this morning, Ed?" [taking a blender out of a box] "Here. Give it to Double D to put on the table."

Ed: "Service is my middle toe. Check please."

Eddy: "Should've ate breakfast, Ed."

Edd: [with a toy duck] "Seems to be in fine condition. Ten cents, a fair asking price."

Nat: "It's really nice of you to give away your stuff Double D."

Edd: "Thank you Nat, that is the purpose of a garage sale."

Nat: "I wish I had money to buy something."

[Edd rummages through a box and pulls something out.]

Edd: "Here Nat."

Nat: "What's this?"

Edd: "It's a glow stick, It provides light when you are unable to see in darkness."

Nat: "Cool!" [She notices a button on it] "What's this button for?"

Edd: "Go ahead, press it."

[Nat presses the button and a hook comes out.]

Nat: "Wow!"

Edd: "It's called a grappling hook, It allows you to travel above ground."

Nat: "This is incredible!"

Edd: "You may keep it, free of charge."

Nat: "How can I ever repay you?"

Edd: "All I ask is that you take care it."

Nat: "Thank you Double D!"

[Nat hugs Edd which causes him to smile and blush.]

Eddy: "Hey Romeo and Juliet! We got a job to do remember?"

[Nat let's go of Edd.]

Eddy: "This cool helmet ought to bring in–"

Ed: [running by with the car door] "Va-room!"

Eddy: "Quit fooling around, Ed!"

Ed: [stopping] "It's for my table, Eddy." [he throws it on an overweighted table] "Car door, only five cents. Dad's canoe, twenty cents. Mom's dryer, fifteen cents." [He tosses the items on the table.] "No price will be refused at Honest Ed's!" [Ed picks up the table everything is balanced on.] "Table, five cents. Oops." [the pile starts to collapse] "London bridge is falling!"

[The pile of goods falls on Ed. When Ed gets up, he has a vase and a bow in his mouth. He uses the bow to shoot the vase, which hits Eddy on the back of the head.]

Ed: [picking up a badminton racquet and shooting it with the bow] "Café au lait!"

Eddy: [dazed] "What day is it?"

Edd: "Why, it's garage sale day, Eddy! And I've just finished pricing my merchandise."

Nat: "What do you think Eddy?"

Eddy: [looking at prices] "Five cents for skates? Two cents for a stack of comics? What are ya? Up the ante, Double D! I'm charging fifty bucks for this baby." [He holds up the helmet.]

Edd: "Fifty dollars? Eddy, the thinking behind a garage sale is to recycle one's unwanted items at a fair and economical price!"

Eddy: "My stuff ain't 'economical'. They're deluxe, one-of-a-kind items."