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[It starts outside Eddy's house before transitioning into the attic.]

Eddy: "C'mon guys and girl, it's up here." [A door on the floor opens, and Eddy comes through.]

Edd: "Careful Eddy."

Nat: "It's dark in here."

Ed: "Who's there?" [Eddy flips a light switch on.]

Eddy: "Told ya!" [The Eds and Nat are standing in the middle of fields of debris.]

Ed, Nat and Edd: "Cool attic, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Eh, my folks are pack rats."

[Edd, walking around, comes upon a toaster, which pops up two slices of moldy toast. Ed comes upon a shelf of records. Nat looks at the pile of books.]

Ed: "Mmm, I found a donut."

Eddy: "That's a record, chowderhead." [He drops a box on his head accidentally.]

[Edd blows the dust off some books. He then picks one up and flips through it, and then looks at another. This one yields a centerfold. Nat comes over and looks at it with Edd.]

Nat: "Wow!"

Edd: "Perfect specimen!" [The centerfold is of a praying mantis.]

[Ed goes over to a coat rack and picks up a fur coat.]

Eddy: [finding a camera] "Way cool!"

Ed: [behind Edd and Nat] "I am a werewolf! AWOOO!"

Eddy: "Hey Ed!"

Ed, Nat and Edd: [turning around] "Huh?"

[Eddy snaps their picture. The flash makes them dizzy and disoriented. They fall back into a pile of magazines.]

Ed: [starting to unfuzz] "Cool! Do it again, Eddy!"

[Eddy snaps another photo. This one shows Ed, Nat and Edd together in the pile. Edd has a book on his head, Nat is waving, and Ed is holding up rabbit ears behind Edd.]

Eddy: "Check it out!"

Edd: [seeing spots] "Eddy, I'm temporarily impaired."

Ed: "Let's see let's see!" [He grabs it and looks at it along with Nat.]

Nat: [giggling.] "We look great!"

Eddy: "Hey Eds and Nat! Let's go take some pictures!" [He snaps yet another shot.]

[The next scene shows some of the pictures. One shows Ed menacing Edd while Nat giggles, although the camera is out of focus; the trio can only be seen from the nose up. The next shows Eddy's shoes. The one after that shows Edd, Nat and Ed from the chest down. The last one is of Eddy smiling in the foreground while Ed, Nat and Edd smile in the back of the photo.]

[Eddy is in the lane, snapping pictures.]

Eddy: "Smile!" [Kevin enters the shot.]

Kevin: "Hey dorks!" [Eddy snaps a picture of Kevin, and the flash goes off.] "I CAN'T SEE!" [Kevin crashes into some trash cans, knocking them over.] "Real smooth, Edhead."

Eddy: [sarcastically] "Sorry, Kevin." [He gets ready to snap another picture.]

Kevin: "Why you'll be sorry, twerp!" [Eddy takes the shot, blinding him] "Stop moving!" [He slips on a bottle and falls into another trashcan. The trashcan tips, and he rolls down the lane in it.]

Ed: "Let's take more pictures!"

Edd: "Hmm. Um, we could make ID cards."

Nat: "Or library cards! Or a scrapbook! Or even our own art gallery!"

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