Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Ed

[Two sock puppets are fighting with each other.]

Ed: [providing voices] "Yee-rar. Rar rar rar. Raarr!"

Eddy: "Ed, pay attention!" [gesturing to a kiddie pool] "Here, I see the ninth hole. With a jump over the water, and a spiral twist to the hole. Now where to put the cart rentals?"

Ed: "Devour Stinky Sock. Yap yap yap."

Eddy: "Gimme those socks." [Ed blows a raspberry.] "Why you–!" [He leaps on Ed, and they begin to fight.]

Ed: [while fighting] "Gimme my sock! Gimme my sock! I want my sock!"

Edd: [tinkering with a machine] "I think I've done it!"

Nat: "Plug it in Double D!"

Ed: "Double D!" [He runs over to Edd.] "Donuts! Can I lick the bowl, Double D?" [Edd plugs the machine in.]

Edd: "Voilà! The Ed's and Nat's Miniature Golf Course is open for business!" [Edd has created an imposing monster.]

Nat: "Wow!"

Ed: "Cool."

Eddy: [leaping onto Ed] "Good work, Double D. The kids'll line up for blocks and we'll be independently secure. Let's break it in!"

Edd: "But Ed-deeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

[Eddy spins Edd away and tees up, using Ed's head as the tee. He pulls out a club and swings, driving a divot. He looks for the ball, but doesn't see it. When he looks down, Ed's head has disappeared.]

Eddy: "Huh? Oh no!" [Ed pops his head out of his jacket.]

Ed: "My turn!" [He sucks the ball back and stands up. He then spits it out and swings the club like a baseball bat. The club flies out of his hands and hits the monster machine dead center, destroying it.] "Fore."

Nat: "Oh no."

Edd: "All my hard work."

Eddy: "What planet are you from?"

Ed: [hugging Eddy] "I come in peace, Eddy!"

Nat: "Can you fix it?"

Edd: [examining the machine] "Well, the rods are shot, and it'll probably take me weeks to find another box."

Ed: [with the sock puppet] "How come Double D's so smart about stuff?"

Eddy: [sarcastic] "Because he's not human."

Ed: [gasping] "DOUBLE D'S NOT HUMAN? No way."

Eddy: [getting an idea] "I...thought you knew. Have you ever known anyone that smart?"

[Ed thinks.]

Eddy: [impatient] "Well?"

Ed: "If Double D's not human, what is he?"

Eddy: [concocting a story] "You didn't hear this from me, but...deep in the earth's core, in a top-secret lab, a mad scientist conducted cross-breeding experiments!"

Ed: "Do tell!"

Eddy: "By combining a terrifying lizard with a sweet boy, thus creating...the Lizardman!" [Edd continues to look at the mechanical monster.] "See that hat? He hides his gills under it."

Ed: "Cool!"

Eddy: "Nat's not human either."

Ed: "She's not?"

Eddy: "Have you seen anyone that eager to learn?"

[Ed thinks again.]

Eddy: [impatient] "No you haven't."