Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Every Which Way But Ed

[A shot of Double D's house from the outside is shown. We are then taken inside, where Ed is playing with his lips. Edd is then seen wearing bunny slippers and shuffling across his rug. He places his finger next to Ed's nose, and a spark of electricity crosses from him to Ed.]

Ed: [surprised] "Zappity Zap Zap."

Edd: [explaining] "That's static electricity, Ed. Did you know–" [Ed goes back to playing with his lips] "–that the treasure trove of accessible energy lies right beneath our feet?"

Ed: [an idea dawns] "No. Like between my toes, Double D?"

Edd: "Not quite, Ed. Here, you try." [He holds the bunny slippers out to Ed.]

[Ed jumps onto the rug and begins shuffling his feet along it.]

Edd: "You see, by shuffling along the carpet, you absorb eager electrons, rapidly looking for a direct escape." [He observes Ed some more, and becomes worried as Ed becomes more and more charged, his eyebrow now being an electric bolt then proceeding to shuffle all over the house.] "Now, Ed, there's no need to overdo it." [becoming nervous as Ed attracts enough electricity to make the power go off] "Ed, that's quite enough." [terrified as Ed's electromagnetic pull starts attracting everything in the room towards him] "Ed, please stop!"

Ed: [clearly enjoying himself] "Like this, Double D?" [he puts his finger near Edd's nose] "Zappity Zap Zap!"

[There is a big explosion. Apparently the streetlights have gone out as well. After the electricity is discharged, they come back on, and it is revealed that the whole second floor has disappeared and the ground floor is in shambles.]

Ed: "Tag, you're it!" [The charred Edd falls over.]

[Nat enters from a big hole in the wall.]

Nat: "Guys I just saw a big explosion! Are you ok?"

[Eddy appears next to a big hole in the wall.]

Eddy: "Check it out, boys and girl! Ta-da!" [he holds up a jawbreaker]

Nat: "Wow!"

Ed: [excited] "Ooh, ooh! It's a– a–"

Edd: [reinvigorated] "Jawbreaker?!? Where on Earth–" [becoming suspicious] "–did you get that from?"

Eddy: "I scammed it off Jonny. What a pigeon!"

Ed: "Yum." [He tries to eat it, but Eddy slips a skunk into his mouth instead. He starts to tear.] "Spicy." [He spits out the skunk.] "Do tell, Eddy. How did you do it?"

Eddy: "Easy. I was walking home from school after my detention, of course, when I spot Baldy coming out of the candy store..." [He flashes back.]

[We are now on the street with all the shops. Eddy is seen walking down the street, wearing a dunce cap.]

Eddy: "Teachers! For crying out loud!"

[He throws his hat to the ground. Seeing Jonny exit the candy store with a jawbreaker, he stops and stares. He then giggles greedily. He is then seen sneaking up behind Jonny, and he opens his mouth, about to close his jaw upon the jawbreaker Jonny's carrying, when Jonny notices him.]

Jonny: "Hey, Eddy!" [Eddy pulls up short and pretends he was just yawning.]

Eddy: "What?"

Jonny: [confused] "What?"

Eddy: "Whatever."

Jonny: "Whatever." [He walks in one direction, Eddy in another. Eddy then steps in an opened can of paint, and a devilish idea hits.]

Jonny: "Did you catch that guy, buddy? Eddy tried to beat it with our jawbreaker. What a weasel-face." [Jonny doesn't notice Plank being left in a tree.]