Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Here's Mud in Your Ed

[Sarah, Jimmy, and Jonny are playing in the sandbox. Sarah and Jimmy are on one side, making castles.]

Sarah: "Ready? Whee!" [She lifts the bucket, revealing a perfectly formed castle.]

Jimmy: "I'm as happy as the day is long, Sarah!"

Jonny: [looking through binoculars] "Okay, you tell me, because I am stumped!" [He lets Plank look.]

[Jimmy puts icing all over the castle. Sarah then adds four candles. Jonny and Plank look at each other, confused. Sarah then adds a cherry to the top.]

Jonny: "Well if they can make a cake out of dirt, we can make a doughnut!" [He grabs a shovel only to find Sarah holding on to the end of it.] "Me and Plank are making a doughnut!"

Sarah: "So what? We were using that."

Jonny: "Don't you like doughnuts?" [Sarah throws him into the cake.] "Are you a doughnut hater?"

Sarah: [swinging Jonny around] "Gimme it, Jonny!" [Plank is hit into a mud puddle.] "You and Plank can get your own shovel!" [Plank swells up to enormous proportions.]

Jonny: "You got Plank wet!" [He draws the shovel back, and then lets Sarah have it. The shovel hits Sarah in the face.]

Jimmy: "Let's share! Please? We were having so much fun!"

Sarah: [getting up] "JONNY!" [She proceeds to pound Jonny.]

Jimmy: "Stop it! Stop it, you two! My heart is sinking into a sea of sadness!"

Eddy: [by the fence, with Ed] "It's the match of the century, huh Lumpy? Mammoth Mouth versus Gargantuan Head!"

Ed: "Not for me, Eddy. Without the bun, a sausage has no home." [Edd and Nat approaches.]

Jimmy: "I'm so unhappy!" [He runs away crying. Eddy laughs.]

Edd: "Oh dear! Jimmy's upset. Perhaps I can help." [He moves to go to Jimmy.]

Nat: "Me too." [She moves as well]

Eddy: [hauling Edd and Nat back] "Oh no you don't! If there's any helpin'-doin' around here, we do it for cash. 'Cause that's how we work."

Ed: [dancing] "Work that body, work that body, don't you go hurt nobody."

Edd: [as Eddy examines himself in a mirror] "Are we all set, gentlemen and lady?"

Nat: "All set."

[Ed puts a clothes hanger in his mouth to make a huge fake grin. Jimmy comes by crying.]

Nat: "Hi Jimmy."

Edd: "Having a bad day, friend?"

Eddy: "Kiss that sourpuss goodbye, cuz it's nothing but good times at Smileyville!"

Jimmy: "Smileyville?"

Edd: "Cast away those melancholy blues! Exit your cave of despair! And get ready for a day of merriment and joyity!" [He shows Jimmy a map.]

Jimmy: "A friendly Ferris wheel? A teddy bear's picnic? A candy lane!" [He smiles.]

Eddy: "You're looking chipper already!" [solemnly] "But like in real life, happiness costs dough, my friend. A measly quarter is all it takes." [He makes puppy dog eyes.]

Jimmy: [handing over a 25¢ piece] "Worth every penny, friend."

Ed: [opening the door] "Allow me."

Jimmy: "You guys and girl are the greatest! Thank you thank you thank you!"

Nat: [Waving goodbye] "Have a wonderful time Jimmy!"