Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Ready, Set... Ed!

[Edd is turning a key in a wind-up toy.]

Edd: "Careful..."

Ed: "My turn!"

Edd: "Slowly..."

Ed: "My turn!"

Edd: "Careful..."

Ed: "My turn, my turn."

Edd: "Ready?" 

Nat: "Ready!"

[Edd takes the key out, and the toy–a mechanical monster–whirs off.] 

Nat: "Wow!"

Edd: "Ed, your toys are marvelous."

Ed: "And crafty."

Eddy: [reading in a chair] "Am I the only one who works around here?" [The monster gnaws its way through the chair.]

Ed: "Come to your master!"

Edd: "Listen to the mechanics of the gears, winding and churning!"

Eddy: "Yeah, like my stomach." [leaning over to look at its approach] "Hello, stupid wind-up toy."

[The monster grabs hold and drags Eddy onto the floor. When Eddy gets up, the monster has chewed a hole in the spot his stomach used to be.]

Ed: "Do you smell buttered toast?"

Eddy: "ED! Your stupid toy ate my breakfast!" [He sticks his arm through the hole before the toy knocks him onto his back.]

Ed: [as his toy circles him] "Stay back! Back! Do not mess with your master!" [The toy runs under his bed.] "Obey me."

[Ed crawls under the bed to find his toy. Crawling out the other side, toyless, he sees his legs on top of his bed and amuses himself by turning his body in circles around the mattress. When he loses his grip, he focuses on getting the toy.]

Eddy: "Go get it, Dr. Brow-enstein!"

Edd: [disgusted] "Did Ed...actually crawl underneath his bed?"

Nat: "Yes he did."

[Ed sticks his head through the center of the mattress and comes up clutching the toy.]

Ed: "Got it!" [The mattress tears, and five seagulls fly out.]

Nat: "You have birds?!"

Edd: "Ed! How can you live this way?! I can't breathe! I must have fresh air!"

[Edd throws open the window, and the seagulls make a beeline for it and head out into open air.]

Ed: "AAAH! Don't go! Penelope! Edmund! Nestor!"

Eddy: "I hate birds. They're so useless."

Ed: "AAAH! COME BACK!" [He hears laughter.] "Kids."

Eddy: "You're a whip, Ed."

[The kids are cheering as, in the lane, Kevin performs stunts on his bike.]

Kevin: "Check this out!" [He does a standstill wheelie.]

Nazz: "Go, Kevin! Go!"

[Kevin leaps into the air. He lands on the back tire and runs in place on it, moving the bike.]

Nazz: "Awesome!" [The spectators cheer.]

Rolf: "Awesome, I don't know, but very good, yes?"

Jimmy: "He's so confident! So serene!"

Eddy: "Kevin? Big deal! What's with this stuff, anyway?"

Rolf: "Kevin is breaking a world record."