Shrek swung his meaty ass in front of trump's face. He slapped it hard 🤭😳 with a smirk. Trump moaned, forgetting about the children he keeps in cages as he rubs that hard ass.
"Give it to me daddy we all know I'm a little bottom bitch baby Owo." Trump cried. But as Shrek stuffed his ass in trump's face, sparkles flew around them and they became one. A fushion. Just like Steven universe but not as fucked up.
"Damn." Donarry said, looking at their juicy ass in the mirror. "We're thicc together." That's when Berry B Benson flew in.
"I'm going to live inside your ear now." He said, and so he did.
And from that day on, they became one and they felt complete like this especially with their bee lover by their side. They ended up becoming president and told everyone to get out of their swamp (america) causing millions to die. But they fought back. And then one day, they said "f*ggot" on TV. The crowds went wild.
"IM FUCKING A Bee WHO IS A MAN." They screamed, but the crowd wouldn't listen. So they were sent to jail. There they did all kinds of drugs and no one even noticed that Berry was still in their ear so they could have all the sex they wanted. It's very hard to fuck a bee. But anyway when they finally got out of jail, they were set to the Thug Life TM. Complete with a heroin addiction.
To celebrate, they decided to rob a local store. But the people inside immediately shot him with the very guns he didn't want to take away.
"TAKE THAT FREAK!" The store owner cried. But he could only weep, for guns turned him on, and now his massive dick was hard. And Berry just died so like fuck whose gonna fuck him now??
So in his last moments, he was left with blue balls.
And that's all you need to know about that.
