Alex: Grr.
Todoroki: What's with you?
Alex: Nothing.
Todoroki: Then why are you acting like you're mad?
Alex: I googled why my zodiac sign, pisces is so childish.
Todoroki: What showed up?
Alex: Pisces and childish go hand in hand. We have a constant need for attention, we have childlike reactions, and we can't handle being criticized.
Todoroki: Seems accurate.
Alex: Whatever. I guess I kinda see the constant need for attention. I always need attention.
Todoroki: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Alex: I don't know. It also said we can't stop crying, just like newborns.
Bakugo: That's sad.
Alex: But it's so true. Once I start, I can't stop.
Midoriya: Uh-
Alex: Anyways, I noticed that I'm very jumpy.
Todoroki: ....
Alex: Even though I have very entitled parents, I flinch a lot. Once my sister put her hand on my shoulder, and I flinched, thinking she was going to hit me.
Todoroki: Why just your sister? Does she pick on you?
Alex: No. Of course not. I mean, people at school push me. They've hit me before, but not hard.
Todoroki: Why don't you tell anybody?
Alex: I don't like to.
Todoroki: Oml, you poor little scarred child. I wish I could give you a hug.
Alex: I don't like being touched.
Todoroki: Oh.
Midoriya: Stop being saddddd. I wanna meme and have funnnn.
Alex: Okay.
Todoroki: Uh, let's roast Kaminari.
Alex: Okay.
Kaminari: Why me?
Alex: Because. Did you put on some decent clothes for once?
Kaminari: Yeah.
Alex: I see you went from goodwill to good time.
Jiro: ._.
Mom(o): Oh wow.
Todoroki: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alex: Sero been real quiet since Kami dumped him for Shinso.
Kirishima: Sero? Oh yeah, that bitch ded.
Alex: Uh, seriously?
Kirishima: Nah Im just kidding.
Alex: Awh man.
Kirishima: Uh-
Todoroki: