Alex: Okay, okay, Shoto.
Todoroki: What?
Alex: When you asked me if I wanted to be a male, and I said that I have thought about it, but I said I didn't want to, I'm considering it now.
Todoroki: AHA! I knew it! While I was waiting for you to confess, I was thinking about how you simp for the name Charlie.
Alex: Uh-
Charlie: Why did you name me Charlie?
Alex: Well, idk. I just really like the name.
Todoroki: Do you have a list of names, Alex?
Alex: Yes.
Todoroki: You've started eliminating names from the list?
Alex: Yes. But there is a few that I'm having trouble with eliminating off the list.
Todoroki: ._.
Alex: I wonder if I should choose a name that starts with A, so that my initials are still A.C.
Todoroki: A.C as in Air Conditioning?
Alex: Exactly.
Todoroki: That's funny.
Alex: Not really.
Todoroki: What names you got on your list?
Alex: The one's I'm having trouble choosing between are: Skyler, Ashton, Bane, and Orion.
Todoroki: Bane is a name?
Alex: Yes. I like rare and old names, and Bane was a popular boys' name in the 1500s and the 1600s.
Todoroki: That's a really old name.
Alex: Mhm.
Charlie: HAVE YOU STARTED REWRITING MY FRICKITY FRACKING STORY YET?
Alex: YES I HAVE. I STARTED CHAPTER ONE.
Charlie: WHY DID I STUTTER IN FRONT OF CASSIDY?
Alex: CAUSE I'M THE AUTHOR AND YOU STUTTER WHEN I WANT YOU TO.
Charlie: WELL NOT EVERYBODY HAS SPEECH PROBLEMS LIKE YOU DO!
Alex: I DON'T HAVE SPEECH PROBLEMS.
Charlie: BUT YOU STUTTER A LOT.
Alex: MAYBE I DO STUTTER A LOT, BUT IT'S A MENTAL PROBLEM YOU'VE GOT!
Charlie: IF YOU'RE GONNA CALL ME MENTAL, PUT VERY IN FRONT OF IT.
Todoroki: Pfft- It's like I'm watching some 7th graders fight.
Alex: *Inhales* Don't kill him.... *Exhales*
Todoroki: Bro, I'm wondering, have you punched any holes in your bedroom wall?
Alex: No.
Todoroki: Why do your emotions change so fast?
Alex: They don't.
Todoroki: ._.
Charlie: They seem like it.
Alex: Nah.
Todoroki: So, Alex, is your sleep schedule still fucked up?
Alex: Yeah. I woke up at 3:00 AM and ended up staring at the picture of Shoto that I drew.
Todoroki: Uhm.
Alex: Yeah I have problems. I even tried not taking any naps yesterday to see if I could get a full night of sleep. I'm gonna ask my mom to buy melatonin so I can go to sleep.
Todoroki: What is melatonin?
Alex: I don't know how to explain it. Just look it up on google.
Todoroki: Alright. Changing the subject, did you finish that art project on time?
Alex: Yes I did. And I got 42/50 points. I also feel like I would've gotten the same grade even if I didn't procrastinate.
Todoroki: ._.
Alex: But now I have a final science project due today that I procrastinated on. And it's a slideshow.
Todoroki: Slideshows take a lot of time. NOT ONE DAY!!! Bruh if I was real I would beat your ass...
Alex: Cool.
Todoroki: Wait, are you sad that your children have are growing up?
Alex: Yeah. I remember when they were the size of my hand.
Todoroki: How old are they?
Alex: 10 months. Their birthday is either in June, or July. I don't have to memorize it cause it'll pop up in my mom's facebook memories.
Todoroki: Is there something that reminds you of when they were little?
Alex: Yes. They have a small scratching post that's about.... lemme measure it with my ruler real quick.... 15 inches tall.
Todoroki: You serious got up and measured it?
Alex: Yeah. My mom just walked as I was trying my hardest to remember what 12+3 was, cause I'm an idiot and forgot. She asked what I was doing, I just said that I was measuring how tall the scratching post was. Good thing she didn't ask why.
Todoroki: Oof-
Alex: Anyways, it's 15 inches tall, and I used to have help them get on top of it, but then they wold fall.
Todoroki: I know it's sad to see something that you love dearly grow up, but you're talking about them like they've moved out and are in college.
Bakugo: Seriously.
Alex: Moving on from that, my dad was playing a game on his computer while I was on lunch break yesterday, (My school set up is next to it) and he was watching me draw while he was playing, and I felt this emotion that I've never really felt towards him before. It wasn't hate, and it wasn't sadness.
Bakugo: Love?
Alex: Yeah.
Todoroki: Can't relate-
Midoriya: Pfft-
Alex: We all need help.
Todoroki: Says the one who calls her cats her daughters, and acts like they're real children.
Alex: You're one to talk after asking Izuku if he was All Might's secret love child.
Midoriya: But who said we were on first name basis?
Alex: Me.
Midoriya: Okay.
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