Uraraka: Um, I think Bakugo is beating up Deku in the common room..
Momo: Shouldn't we do something?
Jiro: Yeah, im going to the common room rn
Todoroki: Actually, Bakugo isn't getting beat up...
Momo: Midoriya is beating Bakugo up!
Midoriya: AND THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BREAK MY ALL MIGHT ACTION FIGURES!!!
Bakugo: Im sorry!!!
Midoriya: Its too late to say sorry Katsuki Bakugo..
Bakugo: He didn't call me Kacchan..
Mina: mhm, TeA
After the Bakugo almost getting murdered shenanigan
Todoroki: Breathe, Midoriya, breathe.
Midoriya: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING BREATHE WHEN MY ALL MIGHT ACTION FIGURES ARE BROKEN!!
Jiro: Im just wondering, how the fuck did Midoriya not die?
Kirishima: Wait a darn minute
Bakugo: S-s-stupid Deku...
Midoriya: Scared?
Bakugo: REEEEEEE YOU WANNA GO YA DAMN NERD???
Midoriya: YEAH SURE!!! WHERE???
Bakugo: THE COMMON ROOM!! RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!!
Mina: *Sips TeA*
Momo: I hear yelling... should we do anything?
Kirishima: Im so sorry for Katsuki's behavior! He hasn't done something like this since we got together!
Jiro: Todoroki, Kirishima, go calm your boyfriends
Todoroki: Im sorry, but im afraid there is nothing I can do. The little broccoli boy is raging, and he will kill me if I try to interfere. You see, when we are in private, he likes to express his hatred for Bakugo. And sometimes we have to to outside so he doesn't break my desk chair.
Jiro: ....
Momo: ......
Kirishima: .......
Iida: What in tarnation is going on? As class rep I demand that you go to bed!
Jiro: Im sorry but we are trying to make sure Midoriya doesn't murder Bakugo
Iida: What did Bakugo do?
Jiro: broke Midoriya's All Might action figures...
Iida: Oooh, very poor choice of actions Bakugo...
Jiro: BAKUGO FINNA DIE
Momo: We should prepare the funeral now.
Todoroki: We have to spare his life. Bakugo might try to fight God in heaven, then get sent to hell, then he will try to conquer Satan for the King of Darkness title...
Jiro: Who said Bakugo was ever going to heaven first?
Kirishima: *Face palm*
After everyone calms down
Midoriya: Hey Sho, I got prego like u asked
Kirishima: How the fuck did Midoriya get pregnant?
Jiro: -.-
Midoriya: No! Im not pregnant! The sauce called prego!!! I got the sauce called prego!
Kirishima: Oh.
