Todoroki: You need to work on your social skills.
Alex: I'd prefer not to. I don't wanna talk to people.
Todoroki: Let's change the subject. What is something you hate about school?
Alex: The Pledge of Allegiance.
Todoroki: Ah, I get you.
Alex: Justice for all? Bullshit.
Todoroki: Lmao.
Alex: It's not funny.
Todoroki: You're good at spelling.
Alex: I know. My sister gets annoyed when I correct her spelling, cause she feels like I'm gloating. Of course, since she doesn't read dictionaries while she's in the bathroom she doesn't know what the word 'gloat' is.
Todoroki: You read while you're in the bathroom?
Alex: I mean, duh. What else am I supposed to do to entertain myself? Read the safety hazards on the back of the soap bottle? Do you think I care that if febreeze gets in my eyes I should flush it with water for 10-15 minutes? Or that if I swallow toothpaste I should contact Poison Control Center?
Todoroki: So you have read them?
Alex: I- That's not the point.
Todoroki: Why do you say we're not friends? You literally only talk to me.
Alex: WE'RE FRIENDS.
Todoroki: YES! YOU HEAR THAT, EVERYBODY? I'M FRIENDS WITH THE AUTHOR, AND YOU'RE NOT!
Bakugo: How are we supposed to hear? We're literally typing.
Todoroki: I fucking hate you Thotsuki.
Alex: Do y'all watch Larray?
Todoroki: Larray? The crackhead gay dude?
Alex: Yup.
Todoroki: He's so funny.
Alex: I know. He cusses a lot though.
Todoroki: He's bae *moans*
Alex: Stop moaning?
Todoroki: Never. And put one of his videos in here so people can see how funny he is.
Alex: Fine.
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Alex: Hey guys, so I got grounded ;-;
Todoroki: What happened?
Alex: Math grades happened.
Todoroki: And you say you're not a problem child.
Alex: Okay, I admit maybe I'm get into a lot of trouble, but I'm good at covering it up. But I need to practice being a better liar.
Todoroki: Yeah, you're horrible at lying.
Alex: But I'm pretty good at being able to tell if someone is lying.
Todoroki: What's one of your tactics?
Alex: If someone's lying, their story will change a tiny bit each time they repeat it. So tell them to tell their story backwards. If it doesn't add up, you've caught yourself a liar.
Todoroki: You're a genius!
Alex: Not really. The only reason I started researching this stuff is because my sister likes to lie. A lot.
