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Daddy Chill: Y'all are annoying

Todoroki: Then why are you still here?

Daddy Chill: I'm a lonely single pringle.

Todoroki: Uh-

Kirishima: I swear all of you are on crack.

Daddy Chill: Yeah.

Kirishima: What?

Daddy Chill: I'm just joking. 

Bakugo: I mean, she probably is. She fake moans.

Daddy Chill: IRRELEVANT

Bakugo: Uh-

Daddy Chill: Oh, so I was playing Roblox Adopt Me with my sister, and I was like, "Why do people waste their time on this game?" then some GoRl walks up to me and is like, "You're playing too, so shut up. Why are you wasting YOUR time on this game?" And she walked away. I followed her, and said, "IRRELEVANT" and she was just like, "Sure..." 

Kirishima: You need helpppp

Daddy Chill: N o  I  d o n ' t

Kirishima: So, that kid that called you poor, what happened to him?

Daddy Chill: I searched up his account the next day. His user was so weird. 

Kirishima: What was it?

Daddy Chill: stonecoldskittles. All lowercase. Just like that.

Kirishima: That's weird AF

Daddy Chill: I swear he was like 8. He was tryna make me feel bad for wearing free items but my sister told me he was wearing a free item too.

Kirishima: What's your user?

Daddy Chill: Night_Rider985. Don't judge me.

Midoriya: You need real friends.

Daddy Chill: No thanks.

Midoriya: But friends are good.

Daddy Chill: Not fake ones.

Midoriya: ....

Daddy Chill: My sister told me that fake friends pretend to care about you, while real friends are like, "Hey bitch! How you doing?" or "Wassup motherfucker?" I don't think that's true, but anywaysssss.

Midoriya: Uh, okay.

Daddy Chill: I can't wait to get my revenge.

Kirishima: Bruh you crazy.

Daddy Chill: It can't fail. I've been planning since quarantine started.

Kirishima: Do you like doing anything else, besides planning revenge?

Daddy Chill: I like pain.

Kirishima: 0-0

Charlie: Great, the author is a crackhead who likes pain?

Daddy Chill: Mhm.

Charlie: Has this been a thing for a while, or did you find out recently?

Daddy Chill: It's been a thing for like a year, or so. I don't talk about it much, cause I don't want to seem like a weirdo. I don't hurt myself on purpose, though.

Kirishima: We find out more about you everyday.

Midoriya: Yeah.

Todoroki: So, you're clumsy, you have anxiety, you're obsessed with chewing gum, you like pain, and you cry easily?

Daddy Chill: Yeah. I'm not really as innocent as I look. I know how to pick locks, and I've stolen before.

Midoriya: 0-0 what did you steal?

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