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Sad, Angry, Rants a lot: How're y'all doing?

Midoriya: Good.

Charlie: I wAnT yOuR lOvE aNd AlL yOuR lOvEr'S rEvEnGe

Midoriya: Uh-

Charlie: YoU aNd Me CoUlD wRiTe A bAd RoMaNcE!!!

Cassidy: OoOoOOoOOOooOh~

Midoriya: Wtf?

Cassidy: CaUgHt iN a BaD rOmAnCe!!!

Charlie: OOOoOoOoOOoooOOh~

Charlie: CaUgHt iN a BaD rOmAnCe!!!

Sad, Angry, Rants a lot: Finally Charlie's stoic ass released her crackhead energy into this group chat.

Charlie: Can you add my friend in here? I forgot about him because I'm not a single pringle anymore.

Sad, Angry, Rants a lot added Jake into the group chat

Jake: Charlie. You finally realized how gay you were for Cassidy.

Charlie: ......

Jake: So, you guys do something?

Charlie: NO!

Cassidy: Uhm, Charlie, you can't lie to your friend.

Charlie: We kissed.

Jake: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jake added Dylan and Cameron to the chat

Dylan: FINALLY MEH SHIP SAILED!!

Cameron: JAKE WHERE MY 50 DOLLARS?

Jake: I'll bring it to you.

Dylan: 2 dudes chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay 😏😏😏😏

Midoriya: Are you sure about that?

Sad, Angry, Rants a lot changed their name to Daddy Chill

Charlie: *Cough* Why is your new name 'Daddy Chill?' If you're a goddamn hetero get the fuck out of here-

Daddy Chill has muted Charlie for thirty minutes

Daddy Chill: There we go, we'll get a loooooonnggg break from her loud ass.

Cassidy: Isn't that disrespectful to heteros?

Daddy Chill: Yes it is, I respect heteros but I do make jokes from time to time. 

Todoroki: Why did you create her anyway?

Daddy Chill: Why did Horikoshi create you anyways?

Todoroki: You wanna be like that?

Daddy Chill: Mhm, lets have a roast.

Jake: Uh, can the damn author unmute Charlie? I don't want to have to tell her all the details later.

Daddy Chill has unmuted Charlie

Charlie: Alright, here's the motherfucking tea 💅 💅 💅

Dylan: Charlie please...

Cameron: Uh....

Charlie: I caught Cameron kissing someone.

Jake: Spill it sis.

Charlie: Not to be rude or anything, but sometimes you sound gay.

Jake: And what about it, hoe?

Charlie: Nothing.

Cassidy: Who was it?

Cameron: INIIINBRTYUJGDYLANUIHGYUYGTY

Cassidy:

Charlie: Jake, where are my 100 dollars?

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Charlie: Jake, where are my 100 dollars?

Jake: The dollar store.....

Charlie: JAKE YOU DUMBASS!!! WHY DID YOU SPEND THE MONEY ON WORTHLESS SHIT THAT IS MADE IN CHINA? HELLO? CORONAVIRUS?

Jake: :(

Todoroki: Who's Jake's double? You actually haven't stated his quirk yet.

Daddy Chill: I haven't thought about it.

Todoroki: You probably got fleas, with your rat looking ass

Daddy Chill: You don't know what I look like.

Todoroki: Describe yourself then.

Daddy Chill: Uhm, long brown hair, brown eyes, and a round jawline.

Todoroki: Actually, it doesn't seem like you look like a rat.

Daddy Chill: I know I'm cute.

Jiro: Are you flat?

Daddy Chill: Hell no. Being thiccc runs in my family.

Jiro: Uh, okay.

Todoroki: Uh, wtf?

Daddy Chill: Just saying, I'm cute, and thiccc.

Todoroki: IRRELEVANT!!

Daddy Chill: But I was just saying, I'm cute and ho-

Todoroki: I said, IRRELEVANT!

Charlie: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cassidy: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cameron: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dylan: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kaminari: Wait, is Dylan a boy or a girl?

Dylan: .-.

Daddy Chill: Dylan is a girl, idiot.

Kaminari: Oh.

Daddy Chill: This was supposed to be longer, but I remembered about an English assignment that's due today. 

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Sorry about going on about how attractive I am. But it's true. Bye.

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