A/N: Extra long chapter today because I said so.
Todoroki: Hey y'all.
Alex: HEY DADDY
Todoroki: Uh- What-
Alex: I mean Shoto. Hey Shoto.
Sero: KAMINARI! WHAT DOES SHINSO HAVE THAT I DON'T?
Kaminari: Me.
Sero: SHINSO GET YOUR MUSTY CRUSTY STDs HAVING ASS OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL. WE GON FIGHT.
Shinso: Just forget it. I stole your man, accept it.
Alex: Stop fighting. Anyways, what y'all been doing?
Todoroki: Still trying to process why you called me daddy.
Alex: it was a joke gOdDaMmIt
Todoroki: I know, but why?
Alex: I don't know.
Todoroki: What have you been doing?
Alex: Listening to the Backyardigans theme song on full volume because it slaps harder than my dad's belt.
Todoroki: Your dad beat you with his belt?!
Alex: Haha, no. Someone at school said, "Only rapists beat people with belts."
Todoroki: Okay, so your dad isn't a rapist?
Alex: What? No- He's been in the house, so no, he's not out raping people.
Todoroki: Oh.
Alex: Dumbass.
Todoroki: Why you bully meh?
Alex: Cause I can.
Todoroki: Why are you so mean? We all know you're just a big softie that hides her emotions out of fear that people are gonna use you.
Kirishima: DAYUM.
Alex: But that's what everybody does. The next time somebody seems like they wanna be my friend, she's/he's/they're gonna have to go through a lot of shit to gain my trust.
Todoroki: But what about me?
Alex: You're a fictional character, you don't need to gain my trust.
Todoroki: Right.
Alex: Anyways, guys I'm fine.
Todoroki: Sure.
Alex: I'm not actually. I like to cut my palms with thumbtacks.
Todoroki: What the actual fawk-
Alex: What? Haha, I have a little rhyme for you.
Todoroki: What is it?
Alex: This is my favorite knifey🔪 Talk shit and we bouta get slicey.
Todoroki: Bro, can you add more people to the chat? It's getting kinda lonely in here, since most of our classmates ditched the chat.
Alex added Alex IRL if she didn't hide her emotions and 8 others
Alex if she didn't hide her emotions: Uh, what the hell is this username?
Alex: Change it if you want, idrc.
Alex IRL if she didn't hide her emotions their name to AJ
AJ: That's better. You guys are mean.
Alex: Oh, shut up. Grow a pair, loser.
Todoroki: You do realize you're bullying y o u r s e l f, right?
