Todoroki: ._.
Alex: ;-;
Todoroki: What's wrong with you?
Alex: My cat knocked a cup of water off of my dresser and got my book wet.
Todoroki: ._.
Alex: My youngest sister is hella rude.
Todoroki: Why?
Alex: I finally got my mha coloring book, and I was coloring a picture of Bakugo, and I asked her if it looked good, and she said it didn't because it wasn't finished.
Todoroki: That's sad.
Alex: Mhm.
Midoriya: How do you even begin to explain to a child that one of their moms is their AUNT?
Kirishima: sWEEt hOMe aLABAMa
Alex: Ew.
Todoroki: Uhm.
Alex: This is my cue to leave.
Alex has left the chat
Midoriya: -._-.
Todoroki: ALEX COME BACK PLS!! WE'RE LIKE BESTIES!!
Alex joined the chat
Alex: We're not friends. I refer to you as an acquaintance.
Todoroki: ;-;
Alex: So uhm.
Todoroki: You're so mean.
Alex: Nah.
Todoroki: What you been doing on Roblox lately?
Alex: I got harrassed by a copy and paste. Some kids walked up to us and was like, get away from him. (They said him bc I was dressed as a boy) One of them was an emo, and the other one was an aesthetic/softie. The softie was like, "Why aren't you telling her to stop?" So then I said,
"I did." Then she told me to get away from her instead, so I was like, "/invisible" Cause I had bought admin commands. Then the emo was like, "Now R U N." I did, but then came back to see what they were talking about. The copy and paste was like, "All I did was ask him 'kiss or slap.' And he said kiss." I did /visible and was like,
"Cap. I never even answered your dumb question." Then I went invisible again. The emo and softie chased her around the map. The emo said, "Your name is Emily perhaps." I don't know why but I found that really funny cause she really did seem like her name was Emily.
Todoroki: Wow. Uhm. Okay.
Alex: . - .
Todoroki: Uh, why do you dress as a boy?
Alex: Those idiots that say women are objects.
Todoroki: Why is your avatar white, when you aren't?
Alex: Racists. Also, my skin color isn't that dark. It's a light brown.
Todoroki: Oh, okay. Uhm.
Alex: What?
Todoroki: Have you been anywhere?
Alex: No. I've been busy taking care of my children.
Todoroki: Uhm.
Kirishima: I have no idea how to breathe.
Bakugo: Uhm, excuse me sir. NANI?!?!?
Midoriya: Suddenly I'm Jared, 19.
Todoroki: And you never fucking learned how to read?
Alex: Why are y'all such crackheads? ._.
Todoroki: Well, since this is a fanfiction, you're actually the one that chooses what we say, as you are the author.
