Alex: Y'all busy calling Kaminari dumb but ain't ready to have the conversation about him being hella strong when he learns to control his quirk.
Kaminari: And that's on periodttt.
Alex: Now, I've got my tea today, cause we got things to talk about.
Todoroki: I thought you didn't like tea-
Alex: I do like tea. Anyways, I've got my tea, and I'm not gonna spill it today.
Charlie: We don't spill the tea when it comes to intolerance honey.
Cassidy: We throw the goddamn cup.
Todoroki: Now what do you need to talk about?
Alex: *Sips tea* I actually just forgot.
Todoroki: Omg, you are so dumb.
Alex: Nah. I just have a bad memory and a pathetic work ethic.
Todoroki: So, you have the potential to be great, but you're just lazy?
Alex: Yeah. I have the attention span of a fly.
Todoroki: You seem like you're really hard on yourself.
Alex: Nah. What is something else you wanna talk about?
Todoroki: About how you can't add anymore gay shit to your library because you can't delete the search history.
Alex: We don't talk about that.
Todoroki: So you have to read PG mha fanfiction.
Alex: You know what? Let's change the subject.
Todoroki: To what?
Alex: Idk.
Todoroki: Are your ears pierced?
Alex: Yes.
Todoroki: Do you wear earrings often?
Alex: No.
Todoroki: What's your sleeping position?
Alex: That's a random question, but I guess I'll answer it. I sleep with my knees tucked close to my chest.
Todoroki: So you curl up in a fucking ball to go to sleep?
Alex: Pretty much. It makes me feel safe.
Todoroki: Uh, okay. Have you ever worn a dress?
Alex: Yes. But I hate dresses. I'd rather shoot myself in the damn foot than wear a dress.
Todoroki: ......
Alex: What?
Todoroki: Nothing.
Alex: ._.
Todoroki: Am I asking to many questions?
Alex: Yes.
Bakugo: MY DICK FELL OFF!!
Midoriya: Kacchan, stop.
Bakugo: Nah.
Charlie: AYO ALEX
Alex: What the hell do you want, Charlie?
Charlie: Rewrite my damn story already.
Alex: Nah. I'm too lazy.
Charlie: ._.
Todoroki: What is Charlie supposed to look like?
Alex: Idk.
Charlie: ._.
Todoroki: Bruh.
Charlie: ;-;
