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── ⊰ Yandere! Childe x Zhongli [REUPLOAD]

WTHHHHH
I'm sad because i deleted the original piece accidentally.

Anyway, was able to retreated it back by S C R E E N S H O T S.

I also edited a few parts.

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|| Yandere! Childe x Zhongli ||
"Flip Flops"
!! WARNING: mentions of blood and a slipper !!
A/n: hahahahha "slipper
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Please don't expect much from this chapter.

I really mean it.

"We all pre-tend to be the heroes on the good side~"

That sick look in his eyes...

Zhongli's house was a huge mess. The small blood stains on the walls and floors, the pretty and expensive lanterns that once lit up the home were broken dead on the floor. The mere fact that Zhongli can be anywhere inside the huge two-story home made Childe go insane.

A child wandered around the house, peeking into any area his LOVER can be.
No, not child...

A yandere.

Zhongli was curled up in his bedroom closet. Not much a comfy or nice place to hide, but still worth it. For a god, he sure was acting like a mortal. (Lol) However, the time Childe walked into his humble abode, things just got even more gayer.

And the fact that Zhongli and Childe were dating already..

"Big dong Zhooonng~"

(IM SORRY I JUST COULDNT-)

Zhongli can hear Childe's voice getting closer and closer every moment.

The footsteps coming from the 11th fatui harbinger seemed to be getting close, Zhongli's heart pounded a bit faster.

At that point, Zhongli was in need of a weapon just in case something happened. Sadly, his spear was in the living room, and all that was surrounding him were boxes full of jades, diamonds, etc etc.

However, one box kinda stood out...

Zhongli's eyes widened at the sight, knowing that THIS will be the perfect weapon to defeat Childe...

[meanwhile..]

Childe finally reached his destination.

Zhongli's bedroom.

He'e been there a few times before, considering the type of creep he was...

Childe's eyes averted towards Zhongli's closet — hearing a small 'thud' gave him a signal.

Just before he can open it, a specific person came jumping out, holding something behind his back.

"Step back, Childe," Zhongli stated, glaring a bit at his other lover.

"Oh? What do you have there, Zhongli?" Childe asked, a crazy smirk slapped right onto his face.

Childe chuckled. That may be the most bets chuckle Zhongli has ever heard besides those Korean Drama's he watch, but thats besides the point-

"Are you going to kill me? Is it a knife? A spear?"
Childe asked, his eyes widening as his smirk grew.

"No."

Zhongli whipped up his special weapon, causing Childe to stumble back a bit.

"IT....IT CAN'T BE...!!!"
Childe yelled.

Ah, the weapon.

A slipper.

The only thing that can send Childe off to the moon and right back.

With just one hit, Zhongli can-

"But did you seriously think you can win?"

Zhongli paused his movement, curious about Childe's next move.

Suddenly, Childe pulled out two bag's of mora, causing Zhongli to slightly grow surprised. And shocked i guess.

"NO! You can't flex here!!"

"Sorry Zhongli! PLACE DOWN THE SLIPPER OF FEAR MY BAGS OF MORA!!"
(No, Childe does not mean his butt. Weirdo.)

Zhongli clenched his teeth, raising the slipper in the air and...

Swoosh!

Childe felt the rubber slipper touch the side of his cheek, causing a red mark to appear.

"OW, OKAY ITS ON."

For the next 24 hours, Childe and Zhongli socked each other with a bag of mora, slippers, and maybe a few glares.

In the end, this story was originally deleted accidentally. Sometimes, i think why I am even wasting my time writing poop posts.

Huh, this was supposed to be a break, but I'm really bored.

I should really be enhancing my mains, but I'm stuck.

Help.