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I'm crying in math class
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"Xiao, u should start getting into your romantic life."
The emo teenager went 'grr bark bark grr' to his daddyo, zhonglisf.
"DaaaAAAAaaad, just cuz ur gae doesn't mean i have to be." Shawt- Xiao said.
"y not jus give it a try, u never knoe when Dey finna smack." Zhongli stated as he patted his husband, Childe's, head. "Go for bros ur age"
"tf, k" xiao walked away and went into his room.
'dade and dat hoe man r liek 7 million years apart' xiao thoethiought
even doe xiaoti didnt wanna do dis crap, he went online discord and made a vidoe.
Taking a deep siiighhhgg he made the camera close up to his facu.
"Hi, my name is.. xiao. I'm single and.. ready to mingle. I'm looking for cute bois ages 2000-"
Xiao tried his best to not look at his hand in which he wrot e some words to say. U didnt even notice how he did it hahahahhaahhahaahahhHAAAAA
sadly, his video cut off cuz there was some dumb limit to where dem how long does shoe ties last. Jk
his phone died.
xiao barked like a cow and stomped to his charger
he plugged in his [hone and decided to wait and hour
six days later, xiao's phone charged. 4 sum reason, his video was publicly thrown to his friends discord chat.
one dude responded.
the guy with the user "ventiiiiislong" responded with some horrible audio/video. Hoever, xiao was able to make it out.
"yooo my balls r grilled. Ples help xiaoti."
"holy shee, this dude kinda hot doe"
"omgomgomgomgomg OMGG what am i sayiingguguguguguugug" xiao's face wnet red.
"i gots to meet up with dis mans."
xiao dm'd this girl named "ventiiiiiiislong" and asked to meet up.
To the cat's(xiaoaoaoaoao) surprise, the girl venti responded.
' sure hoe jus bring some wine' —- venti balls grilled
xiao happily ran outside and went to the local Starbucks.
anyways so idk what to write next, I'll leave it to u guys or smth
Pls spam my message board with stuff idk
Maybe like twitter stuff
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