Nonexistent Love | Genshin Impact Oneshots

── ⊰ Scaramouche x Reader x Lumine

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Ee gay gay gay gay gay gay

BENNET is GAY with FISH and and fidget spinner

Smile
Sweet
Scaramouche
Sucrose
Service
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Heeeey ur gaaay
Saaaay urrr GAAAAYYY!
This way u stay
In a gay way

[My lil sis broke into my wattpad drafts]
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There the man stays, waiting fir his beloved to come home.

Suddenly, he came home.

"OI OI SCARAMOUCHE WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO?????" the man screamed at his beloved.

This man screaming was Aether. "Hey, shut up you swine." Scaramouche responded.

"ACK!! HOW DARE YOU LOVELY???" Aether cried. "I GIVE YOU LOVE AT NIGHT AND WHY YOU NO BE NICE TO MEEEEE?" Aether cries, kneeling in front of scaramouche.

"Ugh, move commoner, you're such a swine." Scaramouche replied, walking away into the dorm.

"Why do I share a room with this buffoon?" Scaramouche thought.

"Wait! No! Come Back! I was just joking dude1 i'M NOT GAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!1!!!!!!11!1!" Aether screamed, as a a group of girl walked past him. "Oh shoot-" Aether said, pulling his best raccoon face. "ugh, weirdo..." said the tallest girl walking by. Aether then died of humiliation.

Back inside, Scaramouche was walking in a hallway to his dorm. Suddenly, a tarantula crawled by him. "the frick-" Scaramouche thought. The tarantula was tartaglia, who was down on all fours crawling. "Move, ugly idiot." Scaramouche told him.

Tartaglia only responded with a long "HISSSSSSSS" and crawled away. "What a gay idiot." Scaramouche PE said.

He finally arrived at his dorm, and was surprised to see his chemistry teacher, Signora, sitting on his table with her legs crossed. 'Hey hot thingy  a bob." Signora said, looking at Scaramouche. "You're failing chemistry, and there's one way to bring you're grade up again~" Signora said, approaching Scaramouche. 'ugh. you disgust me, THOT." Signora screamed and died in agony on the floor. "Thank god shes dead, Scaramouche said, dragging her body into Aethers room. 'ugh, why does it smell like white cream in here?" Scaramouche said, putting Signoras body onto Aether bed with a note taped on her saying "Thot Ragdoll for you". Finally, after dealing with idiots and a thot queen, scaramouche could finish his quest, and do the ultimate thing he wanted to do, pee. He went to the bathroom and peed.

The end. 

Lumine s magical quest to the hospital.

The three group of girl that walked by aether was Kequing, Mona, and Lisa, a teacher at the academy. they all opened a door into a girls dorm. Mona and Lisa said peace and went into mona's room.

Mona lived up to her name and moaning was heard from the room. keyqing went over to the third dorm member, lumine to tell her news.

"hey lumine, I think ur bro is on crack and dead outside the boy dorms." Kayquang told lumine. "wait, WHAT?" Lumine asked.

Fast forward an hour later. Lumine was driving to the hospital, because an ambulance took aether and another corpse they found, Signora, to a hospital. Lumine passed by a park and hit way too many random speed bumps.

Her tires were also bloody for some reason. !0 minutes later, a couple cops started following lumine.

"Ugh weirdos," lumine said, as she arrived at the hospital. She couldn't find a parking, so she drove right into the hospital for an easy accesable parking. Lumine walked up To the counter and asked, "WHERES MY BROTHER????"

The person working the counter was horrified and died. "ill find him meself' lumine said.

She went walking around the hospital, while the speakers kept saying, "there is a terrorist in the building. Please evacuate now."

After a while. Lumine found aethers corpse. "OMG AETHER I FINALLY FOUND YOU ARE YOU OK???????????" Lumine asked the corpse. Someone the corpse nodded a yes, and lumine chucked aether out the 8th floor window, where she was, then lumine jumped out next, falling to her death.

- a few hours later-  

multiple cops were outside the hospital, inspecting the crime scene. "Wow, what do you think happened here? A cop asked a detective. "Well, i think these two psychos who look the same fought and fell out th 8th floor's broken window." The detektiv said. "Man, just another wild night in ienshin Gmpact." Dodododododododododoooddoddodododododo.

The end.

As I was typing this I had drank a Mountain Dew and I think there was something in it that messed up me writing skills, please send helpA
- Author/ETAK/Brother

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|| Ah, there you are reader. did I you actually think I, Miko/Creat3r/LocalSignoraSImp, would write you into this? No, not really. Maybe some time again soon. ANYWAYS, I did not write this story, but younger brothers did. I told him to do a Lumine one and in exchange i would play G-Mod with him. he gives me his firend's UID and write all this crap. I hope you enjoyed reading clickbait.||