Nonexistent Love | Genshin Impact Oneshots

── ⊰ Scaramouche x Reader

Gonna share these before the story can begin :)

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Scaramouche x Reader
"A date. And that's your mission."
a/n : yuh
-!REQUESTED!-
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    You were enjoying a nice and peaceful day. The book in your hand amused you. Surprisingly, the Northern Bank was quiet. Ah- before you notice three angry harbingers walk in. The 6th, 8th, and the 11th coming straight to you.

    As one working with the Fatui, your job is to make sure ALL the harbingers work well and together. Which, to the beautiful visit from these three, perhaps something went wrong?

''And what do I owe to this visit?'' You asked, your [eye color] eyes glancing up to everyone.

    The harbingers just sent a glare at you, knowing that you already know the answer.

''Haha, looks like you don't even need to tell me. Let me guess...'' Your eyes averted towards the shortest harbinger. ''..Our 6th got into an argument with you two, resulting with all of you to come to me so I can handle him?''

    Tartaglia pinched the bridge of his nose as Signora pretended to clear her throat.

''It's not my fault they won't listen to me!'' Scaramouche angrily spat, causing the other two tall harbingers to glare down at him.

''As if, all you're going to do is reject our plan then give us a whole essay-speech about how bad that plan is!'' Tartaglia yelled angrily.

''I can't help, but agree with him.'' Signora sighed out loud.

    You chuckled. As a relative of the Tsaritsa, dealing with these three felt like a chore for you. No, they're your daily chore. Everyday, on every exact time, they come running to you complaining all day about Scaramouche or about each other. Most of the time, it's always Scaramouche or about Tartaglia wandering off to do his own thing. Signora just did her part, doing whatever she was told and what not. No wonder you were always calm around her. Yes, you liked her, but not in that kind of way-- you just admired her.

''Sure, I'll deal with him.'' You said, closing your book shut.

    Tartaglia and Signora looked at you in surprise. Moreover, Scaramouche's face almost made you chuckle. On normal occasions, you don't want to do anything with them, nor even deal with their arguments. But, you seem to be in a good mood, so, why not?

You got up from your seat, dismissing the two other harbingers.

''Now~ what shall we do, hm?'' You gave a grin towards the one with the huge hat.

    Scaramouche grunted, crossing his arms as he looked the other way. You put your hands behind your back, giving a small smile to the harbinger.

''So, you want to go on a date?"

    That sudden question caught Scaramouche off guard.

"E- Excuse me?!?" He yelled, already refusing you. His face flustered, but he was able to hide it successfully.

"Hm? You don't want to?"

Your eyes met his, causing him to step back a bit.

"Fine, if you don't want to, consider this as a mission," You said, smiling at yourself.

Scaramouche stood there, his eyes lowering at you as his mouth fell down.

"No."

Of course, that was the answer you knew he would say. But, in reality, he really wanted to be with you. He kept that in his head even though he has been the one to talk back and such.

He glared at you once more. In your eyes, you can kinda see him pout..

"C'mon, stop acting like an angry cat. It's either you go back to those two or finish this mission and be off the job~"

Such a sweet deal. Scaramouche's eye brows furrowed as he glanced at you. It's this date or being stuck with those two ( Childe and Signora ) for another month. However, everything has its cons. Like you finding out that he likes you. Or...maybe you already do..?

"Fine.. I'll do this mission.."

    You looked at him in surprise, seeing that his voice lowered down in a calming tone.

You grinned. "...Yeah, your better when your not angry."

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I didn't have much ideas, but I hope this was okay :)
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