Come children come and I will now tell you about the wonderful trinkets that line the shelves of occult stores. Trinkets beyond your wildest dreams, with powers beyond what your imagination can conjure.
First we have the monkeys paw. A magical organic artifact the grants you up to five wishes! Of course you better use those five wishes wisely because the consequences can be catastrophic. Also don't forget the evil monkey will want his paw back so be careful.
Second we have video tapes with no name! Don't worry these tapes have few surprises in store from old demonic kids shows to future catastrophic events, so view them at your discretion and safety.
Third we have the shade's eyes! These eyes grants you the power to see into the hearts of others and in some cases your own future! However beware that the shade will want his eyes back so you better not stay alone in the dark.
Fourth we have old wrinkle maps! These maps leads to a manner of incredibly dangerous journeys with either cursed gold, artifacts and abilities! But be warned that some of these treasures may already be taken. But if you still want ridiculously dangerous journeys then get one of these maps!
Fifth the Necronomicon, a necromancer book! Written on the flesh of human slaves it holds the secrets of the dark arts! But be warn using this book may cause you to lose your sanity!
Vote if you have bought these magical trinkets or know of some I didn't mention.
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