Okay people we need motivation to keep us going and there are many forms of motivations, family, teachers, friends etc.
Anyway this is my form of self motivation which deviates from the norm but hey I'm a weird person. So my form of self motivation is that....I....put....myself.....down! Yup, I put myself down!
Now you might be going like, "Dafuq How is putting yourself down a form of motivation?! Alipi you're such a fucking weirdo!"
Okay let me explain, I put myself down so that I'm...never... good...enough!
We all want to be good "enough" and that is a more or less an universal theme. So once we are good enough we are well good enough and thus we stop trying.
That is the reason I put myself down.
If I get a 98 in a test I tell myself, "Oh good job Alipi you must be sooo proud like wow a 98 boo-hoo. That problem must have been soo hard and its okay IF you want to remain an incompetent loser. Like they're fucking child prodigies that do this shit in their fucking sleep you incompetent loser Rawr!!!"
Or
Look I got second place in U.I.L! "Oh shit second place like wow boo-hoo you must be so proud except that you fucking lost Alipi! Like that trophy proves that there is some better than you, fucking idiot. Not to mention they're are other U.I.L competitions with fucking first place winners, Rawr! !!"
^^ See, that gets me motivated because I'm never good enough therefore I always keep trying, and I don't want to anger that dinosaur voice in my head. (I'm weird)
Anyway this is my form of self-motivation and I don't recommend it because you may develop an inferiority complex but hey it's all good.
Till next time people and stay cool! :-)
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