So every school assigns projects to their students in order to teach them blah blah etc. Anyway in social studies we were assign to study our neighborhood. Easy project just go door to door, like some cult leader trying to obtain acolytes, and ask questions.
Up to that point everything was cool except he wanted various things from each people, like where do the majority of the people come from, what is the average income, what is the ratio of ethnicity etc. So I'm like ok this is nice until I get my assignment, investigate any unnerving or unusual series of crimes in your neighborhood.
Now I'm freaking out cause all the bad shit always happens to me. Still its okay so I go home and then I notice the old creepy house at the end of the street that I always stay clear off but this time I get like a really bad feeling. So I'm like super weirded out.
I go home check any unusual criminal reports and sure enough all the bad shit points to that house. That house has seen it all, mad men who killed there entire families, mysterious disappearances, occult mass suicide etc. So I'm like okay whatever.
So I show the teacher and his like this is great but if you want an A you need to go inside that house and take a video or something.
So I'm like, "Um sir have you read how many people die inside that house of evil! I value my pathetic existence thus I tend to stay clear of places infested by death."
He was like, "Son those are just superstition so ahead and investigate that house of evil. Oh and if there IS a paranormal entity manifested in that house then please sign this paperwork that will clear the school of responsibility incase you're killed, stalked by agents of death or dragged to the deepest reaches of Hell industries."
So basically the teacher didn't give a fuck and I had to go inside Lucifers' house.
Anyway I entered and twilight zone shit happened where I almost lost my life like... ..let me think....that time with that hell dog...that time with the ghost of an evil mother. ..that time with the evil father...the ghost cult group.....I almost lost my life like.... fifteen fucking times!
Anyway I got an A at the cost my mental sanity. Go figure
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Alipi out
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