My dear Readers since I have previously mention that occult stores run by Hell industries are declining in customer satisfaction I have began looking for a new method to satisfy my strange tendencies.
So I believe I have found the answer! So I went, got lost in the woods until i found an occult store. So I went in, the store stinking of despair and tears, and walked up to the cashier.
I don't remember how he, it look like or what we talked about but when I regain consciousness I had a piece of paper with a website link.
So I got the Hell out of the woods since I began hearing the dying scream of children(?) and ran straight to my house. I went to my room and entered the URL in my laptop, my laptop beginning to make sounds until the screen turned bright red and a website appeared.
So I guess Hell industries decided to keep up with the times and go virtual thus they made their website which is like Amazon except more dangerous and well demonic.
So readers right now I'm getting familiar with the website since I don't really get how the transferring of one's soul or object of love can happen through computer screens.
So yeah now rather than risk getting kidnapped I can just log in to Hell industries website and buy my Occult shit!
Stay cool
Alipi out
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