South Park Oneshots (Requests Open)

Stan Marsh // What's The Harm In Flirting?

Date: 7/23/20
Time: 2:46PM
Age: 16
Extra: Sorry for the late post, lovelies! I was busy Sunday and monday and I had school in person today so I had to go. Hope you enjoy!

"Hey guys, what's up," Stan said as he walked into Cartman's basement where the guys and I were already hanging out.

"What happened to hanging out with the bitch?" Cartman asked. I slapped him on the arm for calling Wendy a bitch. Stan got mad whenever any of us called Wendy a bitch, even though she was one.

"Don't call her a bitch, fatass! And she's hanging out with Token," Stan answered, collapsing onto the couch beside Kyle. I inwardly sighed. I'd had a crush on him for a while but he'd been in an on and off relationship with Wendy for years now. She didn't really like him though and everyone except for him could tell.

"She's been hanging out with Token instead of you a lot recently," Kyle noted. I knew he wasn't trying to make Stan mad but Stan didn't like when any of us pointed that out.

"What are you trying to suggest, Kyle?" He asked, raising an eyebrow. Kyle held his hands up as if surrendering.

"Nothing, dude. Nothing," Kyle said. Stan huffed and rolled his eyes, relaxing back into his seat.

It was quiet as Kenny and Cartman continued playing the video game. But it wasn't a comfortable quiet like it was before Stan arrived. It was a tense quiet. As if two people were just taking a pause in the middle of an argument but were glaring intensely at each other. It was like that a lot whenever Stan was dating Wendy.

I glanced over at Stan. Whenever he wasn't dating Wendy, he was always so happy. He actually spent time with us where he wasn't constantly trying to distract himself from the tension and awkwardness. But, when he was with Wendy, he was constantly on his phone. Constantly mad. He could fly off the handle if you so much as looked at him weird.

I was still looking at him a few seconds later when he glanced up at me from his phone. He raised an eyebrow at me in a non-threatening way, unlike how he had just been looking at Kyle a few minutes ago. I could feel my cheeks heat up a little as I glanced away from him for a second. When I looked back at him, he was giving me a small smile. I smiled back before looking up at the T.V.

Later that night, Stan stopped me as all of us were leaving Cartman's.

"Hey, do you wanna walk home together?" He asked with a small smile. I nodded, smiling back. After a few seconds of silent walking, Stan sighed. "Is it cool if I talk to you about something?"

"Of course. What is it?" I asked him.

"Wendy. I know I got mad at Kyle earlier for mentioning it but she really is spending a lot of time with Token. I just...I don't know what to do," he said with another sigh.

"I don't really know either, Stan. I mean, I know what I could suggest but, and don't take this the wrong way, you'd probably just get mad at me like you've been getting the past few weeks," I said. I could see him glance over at me from the corner of my eye as I was talking.

"You're gonna tell me to dump her, aren't you?" He asked sadly. I furrowed my eyebrows and turned my head to him. I had expected him to be mad, not upset. "But you know I can't do that. I love her."

"It's ultimately up to you, Stan. I'm still gonna be your friend no matter what you choose...it's just...with everything she's done the past few years...I don't know, man. Maybe talk to her about it? That's really the only other thing I can thing of for you to do," I said with a sigh. We stopped when we arrived at my house. "Either way, good luck, dude."

"Thanks."

~~Time Skip~~

"Oh, no. Bitch incoming," Kyle whispered to me, Kenny, and Cartman as Stan was walking up with Wendy. They were holding hands and Wendy was smiling so I could tell that Stan hadn't dumped her, but he never did have the backbone to.