South Park Oneshots (Requests Open)

Damien Thorn // Dare

Date: 4/15/20
Time: 4:26PM
Age: 16
Extra: Yes, this is very cliché and I love it. Also, chubby reader bc chubby girls need love. Also: I'm thinking of cutting my own hair...like myself or getting friends to help me at school, but that means I'd get in trouble with my mom so I dunno. If I'm gonna do it, ill post an announcement so you guys know that I wouldn't be posting for, probably, a month :))) love you guys

"Wait, what do you mean the guys were talking about me? Oh god, last time they were talking about me, they were just insulting my weight," I said with a frown. I'd always had issues with my weight. All the other girls were so much skinnier than me and, though I wasn't fat, I always felt insecure with the fact that I weighed a bit more than all of them. Even if my friends always reassured me that my weight was perfectly fine and that I was beautiful

"I don't know what they were saying. They stopped talking when I got close. All I heard was your name," Ender said. I sighed.

"Well, it's not like I'm not used to it," I sighed with a shrug.

"You shouldn't be used to it though! You're pretty and you're nice and-and...the guys are just idiots!" Ender exclaimed.

"They really are. I don't know why they think you're ugly or awful or any of that. You're amazing!" Wendy agreed.

"It's whatever, guys. Those boys can think whatever they want. I don't really care too much what they think," I said with a shrug. "Anyway, Craig and Tweek wanted us to meet them at the park. Do you guys wanna go?"

"Sure, sounds good."

"I'm in."

~~Time Skip~~
Date: 4/17/20
Time: 12:32PM

"I'm so fucking on edge right now. Cartman and Kenny were both staring at me during first period and Kyle was staring at me in the last two. I'm honestly scared that they're gonna try and do something. Even though it's the middle of the fucking school day. What? I don't know...just...something," I ranted as I walked down the hallway with Ender. We were heading to the gym for recess or 'advisory' as it was called.

"Just...calm down, girl. Everything'll be alright. They aren't gonna do anything. Me and Wendy and the other girls will make sure of it," she said, putting her hand on my shoulder in an attempt to comfort me. They always said that they were bad at comforting people.

"Alright. Just...on edge, y'know?" I said.

"I know."

We sat on the bleachers in silence for a few minutes, just listening to the rest of the kids talking and waiting for the teachers to let us outside. When they finally did, we walked outside and started walking around the track, just like normal.

"Oh shit. Damien was just talking to Kenny and is now heading over here," Ender said.

"No. Oh, no. You've gotta be kidding me," I said.

"I'm not."

After a few seconds of silently praying to whatever god there may be that everything would be fine, someone tapped me on the shoulder and I hesitantly turned around to see Damien standing there. It was kind of intimidating. He was, at least, six inches taller than me.

"Hey, Damien. What's up?" I asked. Damien and I were, kind of, friends. We talked and hung out some times, mainly just if one of us saw the other when we were out doing something, and he always seemed to be a lot more chill and kind when it was just the two of us. But he was probably just like that when alone with anyone.

"I need to talk to you alone," he said, his voice low as he glanced behind me at Ender. I slightly turned around to look at them. They raised an eyebrow and I just slightly nodded, telling them that it was okay for them to go. She let out a soft sigh and walked away as I turned back to Damien.