South Park Oneshots (Requests Open)

Eric Cartman // Pocky Challenge

Date: Listen...I am typing this from my notebook 2 days before (finished typing it the day before) it gets posted...it doesn't need a date other than that it's during school months
Time: 2:27PM
Age: 16/17?
Extra: The first request I've ever done from xxlily_milk_SPxx I hope you like it and I know I didn't exactly completely follow the prompt very well but, again, I hope you like it :))) Also, there's, like, a bit (kinda a lot, honestly) of platonic Ender (me) x reader, just us being best buds, y'know?

"Wh...what?" I asked, my face reddening as I registered what Cartman had just said. "Why do you want me to hang out with you guys?"

"They're making me invite you over," he grumbled, rolling his eyes as he glanced back at his friends. "They're being bitches."

Cartman, an asshole but long-term crush of mine, had just invited me to hang out at his house with a bunch of other people. Though it was going to be with a bunch of other people, I could still feel the nerves already creeping in.

"But are you coming or not?" He asked, looking back at me and slightly raising his eyebrow. My eye dropped to the ground and I just nodded.

"I'll come...but I'm gonna need to know where you lie and what time to come over," I said. Cartman groaned and rolled his eyes.

"Just ask one of the girls for those. Or Ender, he was the main guy pushing for me to invite you, so he deserves to be annoyed a bit," he said, glaring back at the guys once again. I felt my heart sink as I realized what he said.

"Oh...do I annoy you?" I asked, softly. My eyes trailed back down to the ground as I frowned. "Sorry..."

I trailed off and there was a beat of silence before Cartman groaned.

"Fuck, I didn't mean it like that. I mean...you're not annoying, okay? But Ender might think you are. But, he thinks everyone's annoying," he said. "You just...took it the wrong way, dumb shit."

"Oh, okay. I'm sorry," I mumbled, letting my frown pull back into a normal resting face.

"You don't have to say sorry," he sighed, running a hand through his hair, which made me realize that he wasn't wearing his hat like normal. "You did nothing wrong, you just misunderstood."

"Okay. Sor-" I cut myself off with a huff. "Nevermind. Just okay."

Cartman let out a slight laugh and looked away from me as I looked back up at him. I could feel my cheeks heat up as we locked eyes. My eyes immediately flicked back to the ground and I could hear Cartman chuckle again.

"Well, I'm...I'm sure my mom is waiting for me so I should...I should go," I said, glancing at him for a few seconds. "I'll see ya later, I guess."

"See ya."

I could still feel my heart race as I walked past Cartman and then the group of 4 boys that he had been hanging out with. I felt someone wrap their arm around my shoulders and almost jumped.

"Shit, sorry, I forgot how jumpy you are," Ender said. He was one of my two best guy friends. His boyfriend, Butters, was the other. "But how'd the talk with Eric go?"

Ender was the only one who had ever called Cartman by his first name. Cartman didn't accept it at first but, after a few weeks of Ender not stopping, he learned he had to accept it.

"Good, I guess," I said with a shrug. "I dunno...it was better than normal though."

"Normal is you not talking to him, like, at all. Anything is better than normal," he said with a small smile. "But, you still got invited to the mini party, so it couldn't have gone bad."