South Park Oneshots (Requests Open)

Kenny McCormick // Summer Love

Date: 6/2/20
Time: 3:45PM
Age: 16
Extra: Sorry for the late post, babes. Completely forgot and that is my b. It'll prolly happen again in the future tho so don't even worry your gorgeous little heads. If a post is late, don't worry, it will be posted at some point. Love ya'll and I hope you enjoy!

I flipped my hair out of my face as I pulled the door open. My parents weren't home and I wasn't expecting anyone so I was a bit worried but it was only a guy who looked about my age.

"Hey, beautiful. My name's Kenny," he said as I leaned against the doorframe.

"My name's Y/N, cutie. You're new around here, aren't you?" I asked, raising an eyebrow. I could tell because summer had just started and he was standing in my front door in an orange parka.

"Yeah. My ma wanted me to make some friends around here," he said. I pushed myself off the doorframe and moved out of the way.

"You wanna come in?" I asked. He nodded and stepped inside. "You might wanna take your parka off. It gets hot here."

"I know. That's why we're here now," he said, though he did take it off.

"Well. Where're you from?" I asked, slowing starting to walk upstairs as he followed me.

"South Park," he answered, looking around my house.

"Where's that?" I asked. "I've never heard of South Park."

"It's in Colorado," he said.

We were both quiet as I led him into my room and closed the door behind us.

I sat on my bed and he sat in front of me, also on my bed.

"So...what's it like in South Park?" I asked, trying to start conversation.

"It's cold there. And the people are...something," he said, looking like he was remembering some things he didn't want to.

"What do you mean by that?" I asked.

"Uh, just, like..." he trailed off, as if he didn't know where to start. "Crazy. Everyone's crazy."

"What are your friends like?"

"Oh...uh. Kyle and Stan are pretty nice. They're 'super best friends', whatever that means," he said with a joking eyeroll and a smile.  "And they've always been closer with each other than with me and Cartman. Cartman is a bit of a jerk but he's funny."

"How is he a jerk?"

"He makes fun of Kyle for being Jewish and makes fun of me for being poor," he said, looking away as if ashamed.

"He sounds like an asshole, no matter how funny he is," I said. He looked back at me and nodded.

~~Time Skip~~
Date: 7/12/20
Time: 12:34PM

I quickly dropped out of the treehouse and ran to the gate. I unlocked it and threw it open to immediately have Kenny picking me up in a hug. I wrapped my arms around him as he spun with me up in his arms and I giggled.

"Hey, Ken!" I said excitedly as he put me down. "Come on!" I pulled him to the tree and started climbing up.

When I got up, I sat on one of the beanbags I had dragged up. It was pretty hard to decorate this thing but, with Kenny's help at the beginning of summer, I had.

Kenny soon climbed in and sat in his beanbag.

"What's up, Y/N? God, I haven't seen you in years," he said. I rolled my eyes with a smile.

"It's been two days, dumbass," I said with a small laugh.

"It's been forever!" He exclaimed, getting up and dropping on to me. I groaned in response to the new weight on top of me.