South Park Oneshots (Requests Open)

Leopold 'Butters' Stotch // Hero

Date: 5/30/20
Time: 11:52PM
Age: 16
Extra: sorry for the late post :////

School had finally ended and I was back to being a hero full-time. I pulled my mask over my eyes as I snuck out of my window, pulling myself onto the roof. I ran across the roofs of the neighboring houses until I saw Kenny, a.k.a Mysterion.

"Phantasm. How's your night going?" He asked as I walked up to him.

"Mysterion. It's goin' good. Been pretty quiet. Yours?"

"Same. But I saw Coon heading out of his house earlier, so we should keep an eye out for him."

"Of course he's getting more active. School's out but he's still wanting to fuck with us. Make us work harder than we need to," I sighed, rolling my eyes. "Welp, you wanna find him? Deal with him now so we don't gotta worry about him later?"

"Yeah. He's probably fucking with Butters," Mysterion said. I nodded and started running across the roofs again, Mysterion following after me.

Just like we guessed, Coon was standing on Butters' roof.

"Just come on, Butters. Get in costume and get out here," Coon said, groaning.

"But, Phantasm told me not to. She said that I shouldn't be on the evil side," Butters said. Mysterion looked over at me, seemingly, raising his eyebrow. I ignored him and paid attention to Coon.

"Coon, what the fuck are you doing? Leave Butters alone," I said as Mysterion and I jumped onto the roof of Butters' house.

"God, what are you two doing here? You aren't being very fun about this," Coon said. Mysterion rolled his eyes.

"This isn't about fun for us, Coon," Mysterion said. "We actually care about humans and keeping them safe. You just make our job harder by attempting to be evil. Just go home."

"I don't have to! If you guys can play superheroes then I am allowed to play supervillain," Coon complained, crossing his arms.

"We aren't playing, Coon. You can play your little game in the daytime, but leave the nighttime to us so we can do our work," I said, getting annoyed.

"Ugh, fine. But I'll be back. You two don't get to play your game alone," Coon said before running off. He only made it to the next house over before almost collapsing, out of breath. Then he got up and just walked.

"Phantasm, could you stay here with Butters? Make sure Coon doesn't come back?" Mysterion asked.

"'Course. But you get to watch him next time," I said before hopping onto Butters' window sill and climbing in.

"Phantasm! What are you doing here?" Butters asked, looking up and furrowing his eyebrows.

"I'm here to make sure that Coon doesn't bother you. So we're gonna be hanging out for a little bit. What's up?" I asked, sitting on his bed in front of him.

"Not much. What's up with you, Phantasm?" Butters asked.

"Same. Tonight's been pretty quiet. And, just call me Ann or something. Phantasm is too much to say so many times," I told him. Not even Mysterion, who I patrolled with, wanted to say Phantasm so many times. He normally started called me Annie halfway through the night. I didn't blame him, I called him Myst or Mysty sometimes.

"Alright, Ann. How long are you gonna be here? Uh, not that I don't like that you're here or anything! I'm fine with you being here, I'm just...curious," Butters said. I giggled a little at him.

"It's okay, Butters. I know what you mean by asking that. I don't know how long I'm gonna be here. Probably until Mysterion comes to get me," I answered.