South Park Oneshots (Requests Open)

Kyle Broflovski // Jealousy

Date: 2/14/20
Time: 5:37PM
Age: 16
Extra: This one is short so...sorry? BTW, you and Kyle are already dating.

"Come on, babe. I know it's awful but you can't really be upset that people got me things. Nobody even knows that we're dating," I said, giving Kyle a small smile. I rubbed my thumb against Kyle's hand, which was intertwined with mine.

"Why don't they know? Why can't we just tell them? I'm fucking tired of all the guys flirting with you all the time," he said. I sighed and leaned against him, closing my eyes. This has been a weekly conversation for the past few months out of the year that we had been dating.

"You know it would be bad for both of us, Kyle. My friends don't like you and your friends and your friends don't like me and my friends," I reminded him. He nodded with a sigh before leaning his head against mine. "Happy Valentine's Day though, babe. I love you."

"Happy Valentine's Day, sugarcube. I love you too," he said, giving me a kiss on the head. We sat in silence for a few minutes before Kyle's phone vibrated in his pocket. He pulled his phone out and checked the message before groaning.

He sat up, forcing me to sit up as well. I opened my eyes and furrowed my eyebrows at him.

"I have to go. Mom wants me home," he said. I frowned but gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek. "I'll come back over tomorrow, sugarcube."

"Why don't you hang out with your friends tomorrow, hun? I'm sure they're probably getting a bit suspicious about why you've not been hanging out with them. You can come over after you guys hang out and stay the night if you want," I suggested. He sighed and nodded.

"Okay. I'll see you tomorrow."

"See you tomorrow, babe."

~~Time Skip~~

"Hey, beautiful," Clyde said with a small grin as he walked up, wrapping an arm around my shoulders. I inwardly groaned but forced a smile out of politeness. I hated when Clyde would talk to me though. All he wanted to do was flirt most of the time.

"Hey, Clyde," I said with my small smile. I knew that Kyle was standing with his friends a little ways down the hall. I glanced over at him and, fortunately, he wasn't looking. But, I knew I had to get Clyde off of me before Kyle saw or I would never hear the end of it.

"What's up, gorgeous? How've you been?"

"I've been good, Clyde. A little sick though, unfortunately," I said, faking a little cough and hoping that he'd go away.

"Well, I'll just have to take care of you, then," he said with a smirk and a wink. Once again, I inwardly groaned. I noticed Clyde's eyes drift off of me, over to Bebe. I took this chance to glance at Kyle and inwardly groaned, once again, as I realized that he was staring at the two of us. Stan tapped him on the arm after a few seconds, seemingly annoyed. Kyle must've been staring for a minute or two.

Once Kyle looked away, I looked back at Clyde. He was still staring at Bebe.

"You still like her, don't you?" I asked as soon as I realized. He sighed and turned back to me.

"Yeah, but she doesn't care for me," he said with a depressed sigh. I frowned at him and took his arm off from around me.

"Either talk to her or try to get over her, Clyde. Don't flirt with other girls just because you're not over someone," I said. He nodded and we walked to our next class together.

~~Time Skip~~

"Thanks for the ride, Clyde. Good luck with Bebe," I said as I climbed out of his car. He just smiled at me as I closed the door. I walked inside and up to my room and - as I'd been expecting - Kyle was already sitting on my bed waiting for me.