News girl: Idea for a new reality show called "Steal your dog." I basically go into people's houses who aren't nice to their dogs, and I steal the dog.
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Green doctor: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.
Performer: holding a really sharp knife to their neck is usually does the trick for me.
Delinquent : as a boy I can confirm that this makes me really nervous.
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Delinquent: how am I supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all??
Partygoer: you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you.
Performer: one time, I was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so I couldn't get out of the glacier water pool and I swam for 10 hours then died.
Partygoer: thanks for the example performer..!
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Campbell: I just did a presentation in class and I was stuttering and somebody in the back yelled "RE-RE-REMIX." I'm dropping out.
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Partygoer: if I were a drink I'd be a blueberry fruit punch slushy if you were a drink what would you be
Partygoer: everyone's like "bleach" or "sewage" please calm down edgelords.
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Desperado: I hate gamers.
Performer: Danganronpa fans, grab your truth bullets.
Doctor: Pokémon fans, grab your poke balls.
Desperado: this event is cancelled.
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Doctor: Welcome to Applebee's, would you like apples or bees?
Red panda: Wha-bees?
Mad scientist: He has selected the bees!
Red panda: Wait-
Mad scientist: *Approaching menacingly while shaking a jar of bees*
Red panda: WAIT-
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Campbell: how on earth do I talk to people??
Ace pilot: stand in front of them and press A.
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Ace pilot: pretty sure my soulmate if a bag of sour gummy worms.
Partygoer: I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke
Ace pilot: You- That was the love of my life..
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(Blue) The boi: Hey guys I'm making French toast sticks. I'm going to take a quick nap. Wake me up in five minutes so I can flip them over.
Flanker: Boi, it was been five minutes, flip your sticks.
(Blue) The boi: snnnnzzzzzz
Red flanker: BOI YOUR STICKS-
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