So I have a 4k special coming out tomorrow! I have about 300 words of it but I got distracted by Rick and Morty....
That's a picture of my dog! I thought she looked really funny!!!!
So here are some incorrect quotes from tumblr!!! If you want to you can follow me on there! (@UnbeatableSG)
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Peter: Harley! Quick tell the avengers to send dudes.
Harley:isnt it send nudes?
Peter: no send dudes I need some serious back up!
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Tony: You’re charged with leaving the milk out
Tony: How do you plead
Pete:I'll take the death penalty
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Mr Harrington: Welcome to my class, Harley! I hope you’re finding everything okay. Peter, can you show him around?
Peter: [flourishing with both middle fingers towards the door] This is the exit
Mr Harrington: Mr Parker!
Peter: [does the same gesture towards the trash can] And this is your assigned seat
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Tony: I'm gonna ground you for the next 68 years
Peter: I respectfully request for one more year to be added to that sentence
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Peter: just once I would like for the universe to make it rain puppies in little parachutes. Just once. That’s all I ask.
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Tony: I just want you to loosen up
Peter: You don't think I'm a geek?
Tony: Of course not
Peter: You think I'm cool?
Tony: Of course not
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Tony: PETE, WE HAVE TO GO! COME OUT!
Peter: I'M GAY
Tony: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU
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Peter: I don't have the energy for this
Tony: For what?
Peter: [gestures vaguely]
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Peter: Can we get a birthday cake?
Tony: It's no one's birthday
Peter: Well the cake won't know that, will it?
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Peter: Mr Stark, there's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way and the Parker way
Tony: Isn't that the wrong way?
Peter: Yeah, but it's quicker
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Peter: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars
Tony: If anyone and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life
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[Peter unconscious on the floor]
Tony: Is he gonna be alright?
Rhodey: I... don't know
Rhodey: Does he NORMALLY just lay around like that without moving?
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Peter: There are so many exotic sounding flavours these days, I just can't resist
Tony: Pete, I'm not gonna say this again, you need to stop drinking shampoo
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And for a bonus here are some STUCKY!
Bucky: my significant other has to be of the highest standard
Pre serum Steve: *trips on air bumps into a lamppost and apologizes to it*
Bucky: I want that one
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Taa da
Larb y'all
And have a good day/night from your friendly neighbourhood author
Peace out
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Peter Parker one-shots
Fanfictionhey there!!! i see you are thinking about reading this story. i think you should but then.... i would be bias!!! Can I just say is that these do get better, each one shot will also be about 600-1000 words! this will be a bunch of one-shots about P...
