Peter Parker one-shots

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So I her this one is pretty obvious what this is about...
But anyway enjoy!
This one might be a bit shorter tha  I normally do because I'm bit quite sire how to expand this prompt
My friend actually fave me this promp... then I made it weird... sorry 1800-LiamsBitch also please look at her profile. She is such a supportive friend and I love her to bits❤❤❤
Ewww sorry for getting sappy!
Anyway onto the impending oddness!

Avengers and New avengers were sat together in Tony's living room/bar chatting and drinking. Except Peter. After last month's party he and Wade has been 'under no circumstance, except for world ending shit, and even then it has to be real bad, are you and Wade Winston Wilson, allowed to attend one of my parties.' So whilst all of his teammates and housemates where having fun, Peter decided to entertain himself with an Orange juice drinking competition. He knew it was a bit odd but desperate times call for desperate measures. Like orange juice drinking competition.

Meanwhile after everyone but Thor was slightly drunk, the avengers started asking if they could all try lifting Mjionir, they had all saved the world multiple times, so surely they must be worthy. Except for the fact that thor wasn't exactly sure where he left it...
After a minor disappointment the others got to entertaining themselves in very grown up ways... they played truth or dare.
Of course they did. Earths mightiest heroes are literally children, Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist and child. They where entertained for at least 2 hours. The game ended rather shorter than expected however when wade came crashing through the window. He was quickly dispatched of. He managed to peel himself of the side walk below though dont worry! But not before he shouted "The author really wanted to put me in but wasn't sure where and they will get you back!!!"
And even they weren't quite sure what the hell he was talking about they carried on with their night. 
   Peter had got to 5 bottles of orange juice and he was beginning to feel the need to pee. He had video called Ned, Shuri and MJ, he was going to call wade but when he picked up all wade said was "sorry Petey, I've already had my cameo, did you ever see Stan Lee with more than one cameo per movie... no! So bye!"
From the other end of the phone his Vine family sent him words of encouragement. " What The F*** Richard, You got this white boy! Once you are finished let yourself have some Fre Sha Va cado"
"Come on Spiderman! If you can take down vulture you can take down that 6th carton of orange juice!" And
"Why am I even here. Or am I... you are still all losers par Shuri."
With these wondrous words of encouragement he did it!
And then he ran to the toilet.
However when he got there there was something already in it. But in an orange juice filled Mania, Peter swiped the mysterious object from the toilet seat. And relief....

After washing his hands he noticed what it was that he had knocked onto the ground. It was thurs Hammer! (Btw he doesnt know about Mjionir being a picky little biatch!)
He picked it up with ease and checked  it out making sure there wasn't any scratched on it. Thankfully there wasn't. He decided that he had two options, 1. He had THORS HAMMER, If there was ever some time for some serious geek out/fangirl time it was now! Or 2. Be a civilised human  /spider human and calmly return the hammer to its rightful owner carefully.
He picked 1. He freaked out for little  over 3 minutes. Then decided to return the hammer back to thor.
He walked through the tower until he reached the room where all the avengers were. When he stepped through the door and everyone turned around all the noise stopped. Everyone was in some form of shock, thor included, would he fave to give up his place on the Asgardian throne to a small boy, maybe unless he challenged him for a battle to the death....
"Errm Peter what have you got there?" Tony asked carefully. Making sure that it wasnt just an absolutely perfect replica of Mjionir.
"Oh! Its Mr. Odinsons hammer (that auto corrected to Obama and I am living for that idea!), it was ontop of the toilet seat!" The naive child said.

"Hell yeah! My child is worthy!"

Hope it wasnt to rushed at the end!
I dont have much to day really! What is everyone's fave marvel movie, do you do cosplay? I'm planning a Peter Parker one!
My fave movie would either have to be endgame as it is the only movie I cry at everytime I see it (that scene when they all line up and cap goes 'avengers Assemble' and then they charge, tears me up! Or deadpool... I  dont have to explain myself! But I live the xmen and Spiderman comics!
Anyway sorry for rambling on a bit
Larb y'all
Good day/night from your friendly neighbourhood author!