Peter Parker one-shots

secret Santa

So I'm in a christmas mood! We got our tree's today!!! Woohoo (i have tiny 4'0 tree!)

Every year the avengers had a secret santa. It was something that they all looked forward to, they didn't try to pick the best kind of gift, they all aimed to make their recipient laugh!
They were all sat together. The tower and penthouse decorated beautifully, a theme of red, white with gold accents delicately placed around, earths mightiest Hero's were planning who would be participating in this. It was decided that no-one would miss out, scott was even coming over specially so that he could be part of it.
Tony put out a santa hat that had apparently been worn in the movie ELF (although no-one actually knew if this was true or not.) And put small pieces of paper with all of the avengers names in it, the idea was that they would all pick someone's name and that would be who they would get their present for. 
They took it in turns to pick a name out of the hat, the pairing went like this...
Sam got Bucky.
Clint got Sam
Bucky got Peter
Peter got Thor
Thor got bruce
Bruce got Tony
Tony got Nat
Nat got Scott
Scott got Clint
Wanda got  vision
Vision got Rhodey
Rhodey got Wanda
And T'challa and Steeb got each other.
(I totally didnt put Pietro is dead at the end then change it!)

They all read their paper and coming up with what they would be getting g their colleague.
Peter was stick on what to get Thor, he was the avenger that he knew least as thor was usually up in norway or New Asgard checking up.with Valkyrie and her wife Carol. The teen thought long and hard about what he could get the god of thunder, but then he had a marvelous idea. He went to the lab and started working on what he would present.
It had been 3 days since the avengers found out who they would be getting the secret santa, and since everyone's presents had arrived they decided to do the gift giving already. They all played the gift in identical white boxes so none could tell who brought what in, they a rushed to see what they had been gifted. Thor was very excited as 'THE MYSTERIOUS SANDY CLAWS (Nightmare before Christmas anyone) HAS GIFTED ME  A NEW EYE! AND IT HAD TINY LIGHTNING BOLTS IN IT, LOKI WOULD HAVE LOVED TO STAB THIS!!!" Peter smiled as he heard the praise from the God of Thunder. He gently pulled of the ribbon tying together his gift. Inside the small box was.... was a can of RAID.
"IS SOMEONE TRYING TO KILL ME?!?"

Le finished
I think I spent so long trying to write this I kinda lost all motivation for it. I might try and do a rewrite of some things. Remember to please leave suggestions! Also any votes are very appreciate!

Larb y'all
And have a good day/night from your friendly neighbourhood author
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