*what two updates in one day!*
These are just some fun incorrect quotes, I'm also writing this on my phone instead of my laptop so there will be more typos then usual!
~1~
Strange:knock knock
Tony:whose there *sighs*
Strange: dr.
Tony:Dr who
Strange: No Doctor Strange
~2~
Peter:hey Clint you wanna hear a joke
Clint:go ahead
Peter:how much does it take to kill Tony's parents
Peter:One buck
*Bucky spits out tea*
Tony: WTF PARKER
~3~
Tony:Hey vision, can you throw the banner up on the wall over there, I think it would look nice for christmas
Vision: Of course sir
-----Some time Later-----
Steve: eeerrm why is Bruce on the ceiling
~4~
Loki:and then I said *pulls out knife*
Knife to meet you, you see I thought it was a fun little pun
Bruce: YOU STABBED THOR WE NEED TO GET HIM TO HOSPITAL
Thor: Dont worry angry green man, I'm in a STABle condition
Loki:see, he gets it *finger guns*
~5~
Peter: *typing on his computer*
Tony: what are you doing *takes Peter's computer to see what he's working on*
Tony: then Tony reaches out and gently kisses steve, Civil war came to an end...PETER WTF IS THIS DIDNJRBR
Peter: would you believe me if I told you it was school
I know this isnt a proper update but hey it's a bit of fun
Larb y'all
Peace out from your friendly neighbourhood author
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