"Girls!" I yell out, silencing the two. "Sam, we're going to hear Jazz's idea, which was the deal. We try your plan first, and if it fails, we try her's."
Jazz gives me a grateful smile for the support before explaining her idea. "It was Kitty's kiss that made all the men disappear, right? So if we get her to blow another and Ember hits that same chord on her guitar, we can reverse the curse and break the spell."
"Yeah, but the spell makes men disappear. How do we get them back?" Sam points out.
Jazz presses a button, and the device our moms were working on earlier appears. "With the Maddie Modulator! Sorry, Mrs. (l/n) couldn't think of a good name that used both of your names."
"It's fine," Mom shrugs it off.
"If this can reverse spectral frequencies as you said, all we have to do is aim it at Ember's guitar and reverse the kiss as it travels across town."
"Okay! But how are we going to get Kitty to blow another kiss?!" Sam asks, throwing her hands into the air as I speculate.
"They'll need to think that there are still some males left in town..."
"Exactly one or two of us is going to have to dress up as a boy..." Jazz mumbles, and everyone starts looking at Sam and me.
"Oh, come on! This is because I wear boots, right?" Sam scoffs, and I roll my eyes at her.
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"Hm, don't think they're biting anymore," Jack mumbles, causing Danny, Logan, and (f/n) to give each other a confused look.
"Anymore?"
Danny's ghost sense went off, and the boat was flung up into the air as they all crashed into the water. A monster had destroyed their boat.
"New pet? Or is this the girlfriend I've been hearing so much about?" Danny asks, causing Logan to look between the two in confusion.
"Wait...Skulker has a girlfriend?"
"I know, unbelievable, right?" Danny confirms when Skulker speaks up.
"You'd be surprised at the creatures I find when I'm hunting."
He taps the red lizard-like monster's head, and it jumps into the water, swallowing Danny and Logan. Gasping, Jack and (f/n) swim over to where the two were in a panic, shouting their names.
They turn around to see the monster swimming away, just as their fishing poles float back up to the surface.
Grabbing the poles, they fling the line at the monster, Jack shouting, "Drop our kids, you Jurassic jerk!"
The lines snag on a scale as the two, in a way, water skied before being flung up into the air. As gravity does its work, (f/n) falls and kicks Skulker, sending him off balance. Skulker falls into the water, giving (f/n) the chance to take control of the monster with Jack's help.
"You call this rough? I am the reigning champion of the fudge festival rodeo! Eat hot cheese, Barney!"
Hot cheese was sprayed into the monster's eye, making it thrash around in the water before beaching itself as it smashed into rock formations, its mouth opening as Danny and Logan slide out from the tongue. Jack and (f/n) rush over and pick them up.
Skulker flies forward, shooting missiles at the four as they run out of range. Getting angry, Jack picks up his fishing rod once more and throws the line, the hook latching onto Skulker's teeth. Jack reels his line in, popping the head of Skulker's suit. The suit crashes into the water as the head hits a rock, and Skulker pops out, (f/n) grabbing him.
"Welp, too small, better throw it back," He flicks Skulker into the air, and Danny sucks him into the Fenton Thermos.
"Dad, Mr. (l/n), that was awesome! You know, for a couple of fishermen, you two aren't half bad hunters."
"Aw, thanks, son, this sure has been a fun day, I just wish I knew why they call it Lake Eriee," Jack said, leading his son and his friends back to the RV.
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The sun was setting, and the three ghost girls had gathered the whole town at City Hall for a concert.
"Give me a 'No!'"
"Give me a 'Men!'" Spectra and Kitten shouted as they walked across the stage, Ember soon shouting.
"What does that spell?!"
"NO MEN!" Sam and I heard as we approached the crowd, wearing Danny's clothes with our hair styled differently.
"This whole day is going to require years of therapy," Sam grumbled when Jazz addressed us.
"Ghost Getter numbers three and four are in position. Ghost Getter numbers five and six, let's go."
"Why are we five and six?!" Maddie asks as Jazz and Mom roll their eyes.
Sam and I approach the stage, calling out to the three.
"Hey, ladies, looking good!" Sam says in a deeper voice as we hop on the stage.
"Would anyone care to join us, handsome dudes, in a masculine game of catch?" Sam asks, wrapping her arms around Kitten and Ember.
"Or if you're looking for something a little more fun, we can go back to my place, have a few beers, and see where the night goes, how bout it, toots?" I ask Spectra, grabbing her hand and wiggling my eyebrows as the ladies gave us a shocked and disgusted stare.
Last Edit - January 6th, 2021
Revised - September 29th, 2025

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The Other Halfa: Part II - Danny Phantom the Series
FanfictionButch Hartman is the creator of the show Danny Phantom, Nickelodeon owns the right to the show, and you on the right to you, I only own any parts of the story that aren't canon to the show. This is a book 2 to The Other Halfa Danny Phantom: The seri...