Boarding House Of Madness

It's Been Five Chapters, Thank Goodness-

Genderbend dare ended. Everyone is now back to their normal genders.

Byte:I'm okayyyyyy-*passes out*

Siamare:*Came out of room 11 with pillows*I dare you guys to have a pillow fight. Also don't ask where I got these pillows.

Chomper:Hey guys, do you know what jsab is? *In room 1*

Lil:Well we can talk about Murdeed, taint things, some history about my world/Oc Town, or maybe even about the Oc House.

Cyan: Lets talk about the history of your world! I like history!

Ela: Pillow fight? Really?

Calla: *Goes to sit out*

Star: Oh boy.

Radio: *Yeets a pillow at Alika*

Alika: *Ducks*

Bendy: *Gets hit in the face with the pillow*

Boris and Aviana: *Smacking each other with pillows*

Within a few minutes the entire room is in chaos. Then the next comment comes in, and everyone settles down to see what it is.

Mei: Here are some gender-neutral terms for addressing a crowd! Guys, gals, and non-binary pals!

Alan: Those who must be stopped!

Louise: Cowards.

Casey: Idiots.

James: Esteemed guests.

Mei: Citizens of the Earth!

Alan: Citizens of the Solar System!

Louise: Those who got dressed up for no reason.

Casey, with his Russian accent fluxing out: COMRADES!

James: Ladies, germs, and non-binary worms.

Mei: We're just bored...

Gray: Nice.

Alyssa: Awesome.

Gray: The weirdest things happen when people get bored.

*screaming can be heard in Room Nine, then James storms out, holding a laptop*

Casey: What's the matter?

James: I have a programming assignment. This is where each student in the programming class is assigned a programming language, and make a game of "Pong" out of it.

Alan: And?

James: Guess what James Kasai Suzuki got! Was it C sharp? Of course not, you absolute buffoons! I GOT BRAINF***, WHICH IS A LEGITIMATE LANGUAGE. AND THE NAME RIGHTFULLY FITS IT. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THAT THING WAS CREATED BY SATAN HIMSELF, AND I'M EVEN SURE HE FEARS WHAT HE HAS CREATED!

Louise: That doesn't sound so bad.

*James shows a picture of how to say "Hello world!" in Brainf*** on his laptop*

James: SEE WHAT I MEAN?! I might as well DIE from this assignment...

Louise: When is it due?

James: In two f****** months...

*James takes a deep breath, then starts yelling some Japanese curse words*

Mei: Calm down, just take a shower. You're scary when you're pissed...

James: Alright. *James goes into one of the washrooms in the house*

Alan: PLEASE don't have any disturbing shower thoughts... *A few minutes later*

James: If 666 is evil, then 25.806975801127 is the root of all evil.

Mei: Do you have a f****** calculator in the shower?

Louise: How did you manage to bring a calculator in the shower?

Casey: I...I...why?

Alan: James, you think too much.

Alyssa: Now I have Ride stuck in my head. Thanks.

Greninja: No really, how did you figure that out without a calculator, and if there was a calculator why did you have it with you in the shower?

Bendy: Actually, pretty sure there's not a single calculator in the house. Unless someone brought one in without our knowledge.

T.B: James probably did.

Alyssa: Why was he doing math in the shower? Since when does anybody do math by their own will when they don't have any reason to need to do it?

Sans: Since when does anyone do any kind of work, math included, period?

Chara: Imagine doing math.

Frisk: I-

Asriel: What-

*In the Opposite Dimension*

F.A:"Dabria, What do you mean by Image opposite? is it quite literal? "

Dabria: This AU in the Opposite Dimension is classified as a Mirror Opposite. Some things are different, and some stay the same. And yes, it can be quite literal. It shows mostly in the powers. I have the power to kill anything and everyone that I touch. It counts if they touch me as well.

Image: That's why I told you not to touch anyone while you're here. Infinite too, not because she has the same powers, because she doesn't, but because she'll probably knock you out and send you into an unknown part of the void for some time before your comments on this book can be received again.

Infinite: *Nods*